All Y'all's better read this one!

Helloooo??? Ach, so not fair. After all that hard work, nothing. pfffhht.

Your poor head. :SNIFF!:

Yikes...looks like somebody took a hatchet to it. 

~Zoo

Ugh.  Just stop being around this Cro Magnon male.

I'm pretty proud of it, if I do say so myself.

 

There's still blood on the carpet in my hall, so there will always be a piece of me in the dorms.  Until they tear it down. 

I can't stop being around him, he's my best friend.  He's just not allowed to touch me anymore.

Yum!!!

Chickie, you should've had at least two staples in that (or sutures).  Seriously.  Scalps don't get a lot of air and can take forever to heal properly, not to mention they're incredibly vascular.

You can always have someone else suture it for you - it's really not that hard to learn and the supplies aren't that difficult yo find.  I'd recommend you find yourself the equipment if you're going to be without decent insurance/money for a copay for a while.

Of course, you could let me know how much your copay is and I'll take care of it for you.  (I mean that, btw.  I'd rather be out a couple of hundred and know your noodle is intact than have you go without medical care).

Thanks, Dharma. I'm really fine now, though. It's just a good scar. We fixed it up, and I heal uber fast. My copay isn't that much, but I didn't get paid for a couple of days so I didn't quite have enough. It actually looks worse in the pictures than it really was. I think. I couldn't see it, as it's on the back of my head.

Honestly, I could have gotten the money from the people here at school, but we had a former EMT look at it and I was told that because there wasn't any fatty tissue I didn't need stitches.

Thanks for the offer, though. I appreciate it.

Ted, wrong. Not yum. Nasty.

ugh!  what did you do?

Scalp wounds really bleed like crazy. I'm glad it's healing and didn't get infected.

You have gorgeous hair, btw!

Dr. Guy: I actually wrote an article on this event, and only now got the pictures up.
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Aw, thanks! Tressemme, man. It's awesome stuff.

Yuck! Glad you're ok and healing well!  Take care of yourself girl!

 :SNIFF!: 

HAHAHAHA you know I'm with BlueDev on this one.

Yeah, yeah...too bad the kid needs a babysitter and, like Dad, I'm the only one that will put up with him a lot of the time. Besides, without experiences like these, I wouldn't have any stories to tell my posterity about the wonders of college life!!!

Apparently that last one didn't make sense.  I meant that a lot of the time I'm the only one that can put up with Dad, and it's the same with this kid.

 

There, all clarified.  :D  

It's like Bart Simpson hanging out with Sideshow Bob... he's trying to kill you... you can put up with that?

I don't quite understand the reference; I've never seen a full episode of the Simpsons. But yeah, I can put up with it...he's like a little kid, he needs someone to look after him.

I give him such crap, poor guy, he's never living this one down.

My dear, you have not lived...  :SNIFF!: 

~Zoo

Nah, you don't miss what you've never had...;)

Very true, but you do know of it's existence. Your curiosity should lead you the rest of the way.

Seriously though...how do you miss a cartoon that's in it's 19th season? It started in 1989...you've had time.

~Zoo

hahaha, I wasn't allowed to watch it growing up, and now I just don't have any desire to see it. Crazy, I know.

LOL, you're never going to "get" me.

PS - I got grounded when I was younger because of the Simpsons. Apparently it made me think cannibalism is funny. Ha.

Well, it is funny...until someone you know gets eaten.

Then it makes for a good drinking story.  :CONGRAT: 

"Dude, then he fucking ate my friend!"

~Zoo

Ah, but you need to be a drinker for it to be a good drinking story. Still not seeing the appeal...sorry guys.