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Did the United States unilaterally win World War II?

Did the United States unilaterally win World War II?

Only 35 allies?

So, I'm on IRC, and people are having the bot spout out tons of definitions. So, Dancinghobo has it define "world war ii" and the bot lists all the members of the Allies and all the members of the Axis. I notice something immediately: there aren't many allies! Only 35 other countries supported the United States in the war on Hitler! Not even major players such as Germany, Italy, and Japan supported the war! Compare that to the 49 other countries that supported the US in the invasion of Iraq, which do include Italy and Japan!

I don't know about you, but I'm furious with how the United States decided to take matters into its own hands and single-handedly stop Hitler from taking over the world. Not only was Hitler not an immediate threat to America, but there also was no evidence of concentration camps in Germany (and if there were, they were in such small numbers that they were insignificant). Besides, there were many other countries capable of more damage than Germany. Hell, the US had the atomic bomb!

What's even worse is that the United States had the gall to team up with the Soviet Union to stop Hussein, even though Stalin was "supposedly a bad guy." That move really bit us in the ass, eh? We should have been going to war with the Soviet Union at the same time we unilaterally fought Hitler and the Nazis.

It's a shame that America has not learned from its past mistake. Thank God, Johnny Depp and I live in France, the greatest place on Earth.

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Can you believe Ethiopia is listed as an Ally?


Ethiopia was listed as an ally for the same reason France, Belgium, Greece, Albania, Holland, Norway, Denmark, Czechoslovakia, Poland, among others were. They were conquered by the Axis! Italy had already conquered them before the war started.

But I got your point and humor in this article. I think the pencil noses that are splitting hairs with you are the ones who have a real problem with Kerry, they just cant bring themselves to admit it.

Thanks for a good piece of satire.