blogic: Admiral Ackbar For President!

http://www.ackbar.f9.co.uk/main.html
From the Ice Planet Hoth:
Supposedly he was a great warrior and a mighty leader. Yet his sole contribution to the almost disastrous attack on the second death star was to spin round in his chair, waving his flabby hands about, shrieking "It's a twap! It's a twap!".

Yet, contrary to popular belief, this idiocy was NOT a failing on the part of Ackbar. Nay. In one single day of sustained jestering, the Admiral managed to kill the emperor, destroy the evil empire and save Anakin Skywalker from the clutches of the dark side.

We once thought that the power of the force lay with the jedi knights, but we can now see that it does not. The true power of the force lies with risible Vaudevillian comics like Admiral Ackbar.

VOTE ACKBAR
Ackbar is one bad mutha.
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Reply #1 Top
Don't you know, it's all about the Chewie, not Ackbar.

Chewie Rulez cuz he is so l33t,

- GX
Reply #2 Top
*laugh* He also told everybody to focus their fire power on that super star destroyer. I think.
Reply #3 Top
If you're voting Ackbar for prez, you've gotta include Jeff as the VP!
Reply #4 Top
*laugh* He also told everybody to focus their fire power on that super star destroyer. I think.


Yeah but what took it out was a fighter pilot crashing his plane into the brigde when the shields were down.



- GX