blogic: Kerry Dominates Crucial Klingon Demographic

http://www.wweek.com/story.php?story=5539
From the Willamette Week Online:
Even as John Kerry struggles to establish national-security credentials nationally, an exclusive WW straw poll shows his campaign dominating one skeptical, warlike demographic: Klingons.

"A good war is based on honor, not deception," says K'tok (Earth name: Clyde Lewis), a 40-year-old Klingon from Lair Hill. "The first warrior, President Bush, deceived us all with this war."

"On the home world, if there had been a contested election between Gore and Bush, the honorable thing would be for Gore to kill Bush," explained Khraanik (Earth name: Jason Lewis), a 38-year-old from Southeast Portland. "Or the other way around. And then ascend to the head of the High Council."
Well, that wraps up this election.
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Watch out for the Klingons around Uranus!!

What are the Romulans view on the situation? How about the Vulcans? Should we just leave it up to Klingons to decide?



- GX
"I have no answers to your questions, but I can question your demands." - Motto Inspired by Laibach's WAT
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What about the green chick Captain Kirk made out with?
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Reply #2 By: SSG Geezer - 9/23/2004 5:35:51 PM
What about the green chick Captain Kirk made out with?


Which one? There were sooooooooo many!