Oh yeah I had a VOTERGASM!!

Exploring the idea of Votergasm's tactic to get people to vote.

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The website named Votergasm is trying a new tactic to get people to vote, which I noticed the ad for this when visiting the Onion.

This is one of the images that greets people as they visit the website.


You can take the pledge to be:
A) Citizen - I pledge to withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election.
B) Patriot - I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election.
C) American Hero - I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the next four years.

So is this a good tactic or bad tactic to get SINGLE people to vote.
(though I guess it could work with married as well besides the point)

Let us hear those opinionated opinions, come on now why don't ya...HEY!

Also you can make it fun because I took the pledge and you can guess which one?

Also if anybody wants the pdf files for each pledge level that you print out and wear, just tell me I got all three, even though I only pledged to one.

-The Shozan One
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
am sorry I once referred to you as a "resident conservative." Your posts are kick ass


He's not the consrvative, I AM! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, let's see: On JU I'm already a Citiizen...and don't you have to wear a uniform these days to get the title "Hero"? (Enrique Iglesias tried to get it with a song but I don't think it worked for him.) So I think I'll go with "Patriot."

Aside: You have Homestar Runner and Jib Jab as links to your site. I'm sorry but that deserves an "interesting," if not "insightful."

Cheers.

-A.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Initially, this sounds like a good idea. Then giving it a bit more thought, it could lead to bribery.
Example: If you vote for, xxxxxx, I will not only have sex with you, but I will...........
woooooohoooooo!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Bumped it up to Adult Content because to further explain I am going to have to post the nine steps.

Basically here is the concept in 9 Steps (Warning Adult Content but I thought most of us were adults anyways)



Comes directly from their site.

I will leave this image up unless it is REALLY wrong than I will delete it.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
You are a funny (haha) kind of guy ShoZan.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
weeeeellll, shoz....

I'd say that reply #5 pretty much blows your chance of getting this article featured! But don't you DARE delete it!

lol
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Finally a way of getting someone like Comic Book Guy to vote.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
See, you know some people are going to register and not get hot action that night... it doesn't promise 100%, so you know a lot of people are probably going to get shafted as it were by the service.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Survival of the Sexiest!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
You mean the sexy just get sexed-up more, and the ugly just get hornier?
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well it is not 100% guarantee that an ugly person will not get sex, heck some hot girls go for those ugly guys, and I am usually ALL ALONE.
BOO HOO!!!

Though if I try my hardest (heh heh) and show my best (heh heh) I think I can fulfill at least the Patriot Pledge, though the Citizen one is easy, total cake.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
One thing that I think nobody commented on was: Is this a good tactic or bad tactic to get single voters to vote?
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm sure the Christians will come out against this (even for married people - remember it's pro-creation not recreation... )

I think its a funny way to get people to vote, but as far as being a good tactic/bad tactic let us know if it works for you.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Insightful Posted: Saturday, September 18, 2004
Initially, this sounds like a good idea. Then giving it a bit more thought, it could lead to bribery.
Example: If you vote for, xxxxxx, I will not only have sex with you, but I will...........
woooooohoooooo!


Actually there is already a site for that, too. See Kingbee's blog for details.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah I saw it and could not BELIEVE it.

Though it was all about giving up the nookie to vote for that cookie with the name of Kerry who thought he would marry a bitch quite contrary but ended up with the Miss Widow Heinz who is quite scary who likes getting porked from another kind of politician who has a superstition that nobody would vote for a zero over a war hero, did he mention he was a war hero. By the way did he mention he was a war hero with battle buddies who think he didn't study how to behave when you go to a rave of loonies and kooks so now after selling out his buddies as crooks he will stand to go for it all if his campaign does not stall because he would blather on and make Rather slander on if he could only win even though it would be a sin to get in the office of which he has an itchin' to be bitchin' in.

Hahahahaaha.