Why Don't You Guys Come To Visit Me Anymore?

do i smell that bad?

from JoeUser Forums
I was just wandering where all of my friends have gone. I've tried to keep up with you all but I'm swamped. I can't keep up with anyone. I'm having trouble watching myself here. If you guys would please at least say you're here...

Capt. over and out!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

.... *waving from underneath busy life*


"hi captain. still with you, petal"

mig XX
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
thanx

...*waves from exhaustingly weird life*

I'm working on it, but i think i need some oil.

Capt. over and out!
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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply #3 By: stevendedalus - 6/19/2004 1:39:01 AM
I'm here--now what?


hehe, yes captain ... what next ?. we're here ... is something going to happen now ? ... card tricks, maybe ? ... i like card tricks ...

(hmm ... stevevdedalus, we may have to stage a mutiny if the capt. doesn't speak soon. i hope you know how to do that. i don't. i'm just a girl hehe)

mig XX
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
stevendedalus, i spelled your name wrong back there. sorry. . mig XX
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
well, thanks guys (and girls). umm... how about a joke? when I think of a good one I'll let you know. will that work?

Capt. over and out!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
yeah, give us a joke.

In the meantime, post a pic. That'll get people to come. And I'd like to see what you look like...

Trinitie
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm sorry, but I don't know how to post a pic on here. If someone could help me, I'd be glad to.

Here's the "joke". I decided to give a riddle instead. If you want the answer you can find it on the internet...

...The final formula stared me in the face!
I had accidentally spilled the extra 0.15469 cc's into the 1.0 I had so carefully prepared!
Too much I cried!
I was halfway through pouring it out when I froze! Eureka!
There they were! The outer forms!
A complete transformation of matter!
I immediately placed them out of harm's way yet keeping them on display for all to see!
........................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Now, tell me the substance described in the riddle.

Here's one of the hints...

Let's play a game. Look under glass and try a calculator.

Good luck,

Capt. over and out!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
SHELLS ???
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
here is a joke...

Two cows were standing in a paddock...

One goes "moooooooo!!!"

the other one goes...

"thats what I was about to say..."

BAM!!!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah... shells.

Muggaz~ nice one dude. I love the part where the cow goes...

Could someone help me out with the picture thing?

Capt. over and out!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
LOlL MUGZ

You paste in a refernce to the pic url just like you would on a web page.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
J'aime fromage... is that how I would say "I like cheese" in french?

Capt. over and out!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Uh...I'm here....but you know that....so...there ya go....

~Zoo
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

Mig, how about presenting Cornbread with a pair of steel balls to roll around in his sweaty hands?

If you guys would please at least say you're here...

We're standing by for your orders, Capt.

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Steel and sweaty? I think that would work marvelously. I guess you, stevendedalus, could be steel, and mig could be sweaty.

Sweaty, how about presenting Cornbread with a pair of stevendedalus balls to roll around in his mig hands?

Capt. over and out!
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

Capt. Paranoid, Touché!

Lt. Steel Balls, over and out.

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ok...all of this ball talk is starting to scare me.....(Hmm....would you get steel balls if you lost your real ones in a war?).....lol

~Zoo
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey Capt. I'm here!! Sorry, but I haven't been able to get on here lately. As I've said before, my computer is broken so i have to use my dad's. Which basically means I'm not supposed to be on here right about now. I've noticed that you haven't been able to keep up that much, but hey it's ok. Neither have I, and I have A LOT of catching up to do with everyone.

~carebear~
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
*waves hand like a dork*

I'm here!

and I have a joke! (since your joke was way over my head, I'll tell a grade one joke!)

what did the horse say when he fell in the hole?




think





think more










ok I'll tell you






*ahem*







help! I can't gidee up!


dont think I even spelled that right lol

alright done making myself look stupid for now!

10-4
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
The real question is Captain... Where are you??? why dont YOU visit anyone else

hehe... it's ok, you can't keep up... the failings of youth

BAM!!!
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
If it makes you feel better, no one visits me anymore either!
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply #17 By: stevendedalus - Mig, how about presenting Cornbread with a pair of steel balls to roll around in his sweaty hands?


agreed, stevendedalus. he can borrow mine hehe


Reply #18 By: CaptainCornbread Steel and sweaty? I think that would work marvelously. I guess you, stevendedalus, could be steel, and mig could be sweaty. Sweaty, how about presenting Cornbread with a pair of stevendedalus balls to roll around in his mig hands?


ahem. pardon moi ... this is MY mutiny and i get to say who rolls what around. and how come stevendedalus gets called "steel" and capt gets called "sweaty" and i don't even get a mention except in some obscure sexual reference ? grrrr !!!!

sexist mutinist bastards ... relegating me to the scenery. i deserve a funky name too. i can be mean. i can. watch: i'll torture you all ...

Q) what do you call a dinosaur with one eye ? ... A) "doyouhinkhesaurus"

*groans*

"mutiny leader miggy" XXX