10 Things to Never Say to a Woman!

Especially NOT on Valentine's Day!


1) "What did you do to your hair?"

Oh no he didn't! Especially if she spent a lot of money on her new do, don't say anything negative! And don't dare say "You look different"!


2) "They both look the same to me."

When your wife, girlfriend, significant other asks your opinion, don't' say that! Actually give an opinion, no guess work, no fancy speech and especially show that you do care!


3) "Relax."

Oh no, you know you asked for it! Her response might be, "Are you saying that I'm being irrational?" ! Run for cover or kiss and make it better!


4) "I've got it all under control."

LOL! Yes, sure you do! I've heard those words too many times and have had to save many a disaster! Is it so wrong for you to ask directions? Why don't you get a GPS system then? Give it up buddy, if you need help, ask for it!


5) "You're not one of those feminists, are you?"

Another reason to run for cover, making a comment like that! Women are very opinionated and will tell you exactly what they are thinking! What? Are you saying that they should just sit and look pretty and (gag) nothing else? She can't open the door herself, go dutch? Especially if she insists on any of those two, allow her to do it! (whisper aside to my ladies, sometimes it's good to let them do this for you!)


6) "When are you due?"

Never, ever, say this! She might not be pregnant and you might as well just hope the ground open up and swallow you! There is no way you're going to get over this one! Sorry fellows!


7) "You're being emotional."

It's like asking her if she's having her period! Another no-no guys! You definitely won't be getting any tonight!


8) "You're acting just like your mother/my mother/my ex-girlfriend."

Never, never mention your ex! And never, ever compare her to your mom! Unless it's a flattering moment where she looks good and it can be a compliment! But you should never do that no matter what!


9) "You complete me."

That line was so cute, however many eons of years ago Jerry Maguire was out. It's dried up now! So just put this line to rest, it's been tried, buried and found too used for use!


10) "Do you really think you should be eating that?"

What are you trying to say?


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10 Things to Never Say to a Guy!



Add... "You're like a brother to me" and "let's don't and say we did."  :NOTSURE: 
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Best thing for a girl to say to a guy:  "So, you wanna get naked?"

~Zoo

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:: I think one of the most dangerous things to say to a woman is "Here's my credit card". ::
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I think one of the most dangerous things to say to a woman is "Here's my credit card".


Yeah, not a great idea.


Although saying, "I do." is pretty dangerous as well. ;)... :LOL: 

~Zoo
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Although saying, "I do." is pretty dangerous as well


Erm, no comment (I fear for my life... No, really!) ::
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"Here's my credit card".


I do."


Aren't these two basically the same thing?
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I think women love saying #2 and 3 at the same time.
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Although saying, "I do." is pretty dangerous as well


Erm, no comment (I fear for my life... No, really!) ::

yea, Zoo and Dyna are a riot!  But there is truth to that humor!

(What, me?  No dear, I NEVER said that!  Honest!)

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(Citizen)dynamaso
February 13, 2008 19:19:39
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:: I think one of the most dangerous things to say to a woman is "Here's my credit card". ::



(flop sweat -- hyperventilation)

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I'm sorry. Lost it there for a moment. Strip club flashback.

The car didn't need all that work that badly, anyway....

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I'm sorry. Lost it there for a moment. Strip club flashback. The car didn't need all that work that badly, anyway....


ROFL!!!! !


What, me? No dear, I NEVER said that! Honest


Yea, likely story!!



I think women love saying #2 and 3 at the same time



! Well, when it needs to be said.....



"Here's my credit card".I do." Aren't these two basically the same thing?


Not in our eyes! See we think differently!!
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Not in our eyes! See we think differently!!


Right. It's the credit card and the paycheck and the tax refund and any other semblance of money you might have.

Women think big.
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Women think big.


But, she said size didn't matter!

Wait... they don't want us to know what they're up to...

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Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2008Women think big.But, she said size didn't matter!Wait... they don't want us to know what they're up to...


!

Right. It's the credit card and the paycheck and the tax refund and any other semblance of money you might have.


Get your mind out of your wallet Jythier!!
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Get your mind out of your wallet Jythier!!


any other semblance of dignity you might have.


Fixed. :D
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I'm sorry. Lost it there for a moment. Strip club flashback.

The car didn't need all that work that badly, anyway....


:LOL:

See, I never have those kinds of flashbacks. The only memories I have involving strippers don't involve credit cards (or debit cards, for that matter) although I am in debt to a few of them for some very enlightening dance routines.
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although I am in debt to a few of them for some very enlightening dance routines.


LOL!
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"We need to talk."


Ack! Time to go!
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"We need to talk." Ack! Time to go!

 

LOL!  The usual 'manly' response!

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"We need to talk."


This phrase implies that both parties will talk. However, only one of the parties will talk, the other will listen.
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"We need to talk."


I don't have a problem with talking... I talk incessantly... I need a woman who talks... no, the problem with that particular phrase is it means "I think something is seriously wrong which I have been thinking and thinking about for ages and I'm about to seriously and irrevocably dump all over you." The ambush is on.

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"We need to talk."Ack! Time to go!


YES! When I was dating my wife, she said that to me. Voom! I was gone and said ok. She had to track me down to explain that she only wanted to talk about the wedding.

Now how was I supposed to know????? ;)
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"We need to talk."Ack! Time to go!


YES! When I was dating my wife, she said that to me. Voom! I was gone and said ok. She had to track me down to explain that she only wanted to talk about the wedding.

Now how was I supposed to know????? ;)
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"We need to talk."Ack! Time to go!


YES! When I was dating my wife, she said that to me. Voom! I was gone and said ok. She had to track me down to explain that she only wanted to talk about the wedding.

Now how was I supposed to know????? ;)