Come Closer So I Can Smack You

It's a Good Thing There's Distance Between Us

from JoeUser Forums
I hope my son reads this today. He's in the doghouse with mom right now.

He loves to play games and I don't especially unless we're talking Monopoly or Scrabble.

Last Friday he told me that on Monday they would know the sex of their new baby. She's due in July. So yesterday I asked him what he knew. After playing a cat and mouse game for a bit, I chewed him out. He replied that he liked surprises! Gah!

So I know nothing. Since he told me Amanda is choosing NOT to know this time around, she can't help me out either. My guess, and it's just a guess, is that he doesn't really know either and he's playing with me big time.

Oh well, I'll know soon enough anyhow. I just have those pink and white Nikes and was wondering if I should go out and buy a pink outfit to match.

He's too far away for me to slap him in the head.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

hahahahahahaha

Suck it up woman!  No matter if boy or girl, ya know its gonna be gorgeous.

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
of course!!!! She's going to look just like me.....lol. If that doesn't work she'll have her mom's gorgeous eyes and beautiful curly hair.

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
cuz I've waited a long long long time to buy a pink dress. When I was pregnant with my third boy I wore pink all nine months in great hopes. As I grew bigger, and bigger I knew either this was going to be a large girl or another boy. Sure enough David was a very pretty big baby but he wasn't the girl I was hoping for.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've waited a long long long time to buy a pink dress.


Ah! Well, now it all makes sense. So make sure Amanda knows the gender of the baby is really ALL about you! :p 

Ya know I love ya!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
hahahahah yes....it is..... ;) 

Amanda knows how much I want Her to have a girl but no matter what I have plenty of love for this baby regardless. Even if it's yet another boy.....lol.

Really honestly if I were to put money down.....it's gonna be another boy. They are so prevalent in our family. I have no sisters and no daughters. A granddaughter would be nice..... :LOL: