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I am (blank) of Borg.....

I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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I am Ikea of Borg...in the event of missing parts please contact customer services...
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I'm Bon Jovi of Borg...... I wanna assimilate you in a bed of roses
Reply #103 Top
I am Paris Hilton of Borg... I get my ass humiliated five times a night
Reply #104 Top
I am nightshift worker of Borg..... I will now be assimilated with my bed...zzzzzzz  :) 
Reply #105 Top
I am Paris Hilton of Borg... I get my ass humiliated five times a night


Good one! :CONGRAT:
Reply #106 Top
I am Dr Phil of borg .. share with us your feelings on being assimilated.

Reply #107 Top
I am Dr Ruth of Borg... your ass will be stimulated...
Reply #109 Top
I am Bjorn of Borg ... whose service did it?
Reply #110 Top
I am Colgate of Borg....... 9 out of 10 drones recommend us!
Reply #111 Top
I am EZ Jet of borg....... sorry gate is closed. We might be able to get you on the next assimiation
Reply #112 Top
In Soviet Russia , collective assimilates you- oh wait.
Reply #113 Top
I am Queen of Borg - I rock in Unimatrix 1
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I am Vader of Borg - {vader breathing}


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didn't work for me Zu (:(
Reply #116 Top
I am Chef of Borg . . . prepare to get fried.
Reply #117 Top
I'm Donald Trump of Borg....... that was a second rate assimilation..... you're fired!
Reply #119 Top
Iam flu bug of borg...AAACHOOOOOO!!!
Reply #121 Top
I am Colonel Klink of Borg...ve haf vays of making you assimilate.
Reply #122 Top
I am Sgt Schultz of Borg...I assimilate NOTHING! X-( 
Reply #123 Top
i am jerry springer of borg....i assimilated my sister
Reply #124 Top
He is Nimbin 123 of Borg and I'm glad I'm not an assimilated Springer sister.
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I am drunk of borg... shew whyl bhe ahmimilaterd.*hic*