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I am (blank) of Borg.....

I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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I am yrag of Borg... the Collective computer says we must kill all unnecessary processes.
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I am Starkers of borg...... this thread is my favorite assimilation
Reply #254 Top
K'Plah!
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I am Geordie of Borg .. I knew I should have gone to Vision Express !!
Reply #257 Top
I am Scotty of Borg.... I'm giving her all she's got captain... but the warp drive hasn't been assimilated. ;p
Reply #258 Top
I am Deep Throat of Borg.... Agent Mulder now knows of our existence.
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I am Agent Scully of Borg.... I do not believe we exist, there has to be another explanation.
Reply #260 Top
still in the X-Files vein...

I am Cancer Man of Borg... the Collective has assimilated smoker's cough.
Reply #261 Top
I am Skinner( :p ) of Borg.......I'll help Mulder and Skully asssimilate, just don't tell anyone
Reply #262 Top
I am Conspiracy of Borg....I will make Skinner's job as difficult as possible. :p
Reply #263 Top
I am Erection of Borg....building a new Collective.
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I am 7 of 9 of Borg.......... Erections are irrelevant
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I am 7 of 9 of Borg.......... Erections are irrelevant


I am 10 of 11 of borg... speak for yourself. :d
Reply #266 Top
I am Daniel Jackson of Borg.... what we have here is a numerical assimilation based on some form of ancient text.
Reply #267 Top
I am Samantha Carter of Borg... I do not agree, Daniel, there is a more scientific explanation. ;)
Reply #268 Top
I am Jack O'Neill of Borg... I don't care about all that stuff, when do I get to shoot something? :LOL:
Reply #269 Top
I am Whiskas of Borg... 9 of 10 Borg said their assimilation victims prefered it
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I am Go-auld of Borg...implanting a symbiod is now the preferred method of assimilation.
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I am Tea'lc of Borg.... assimilation is not honorable.
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I am Richard Nixon of Borg....I thought being impeached was being assimilated in a tub of peach nectar. :p
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I am Adam of Borg... assimilate me another rib, for when Eve has a headache. :d
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I am Judge Judy of Borg.... Oh no no, no no, no , 7 of 9, I can not/do not believe you were forced to join!!!

No! No! No! You're trying to tell me porkies young lady!!!

I find for the Collective and order the plaintiff to pay all costs and return her implants.
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I am DMV of borg... prepare to wait for assimilation.. quite a while... take a number... 79? sorry that number is already taken... come again.