Blankety-Blank

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from JoeUser Forums
All night I worshipped her blankety-blank
without a single thankety-thank

so I called her a middle-aged blankety-blank
(to give her collar a yankety-yank)

then I pinched her on the blankety-blank
(it was really just a prankety-prank)

she hissed "don't you touch my blankety-blank!"
(I was hoping she'd give me a spankety-spank)

but she just covered up her blankety-blank
and asked how much I drankety-drank

and then my heart just sankety-sank
when she declared

"never again, will you
blankety-blank my blankety-blank!"

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
"never again, will you
blankety-blank my blankety-blank!"

To be frankety frank, my ego would have shrankety shrank and my blankety blank would have sankety sank.;)
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hahaha! Loved it! And Puh-leeeze feature this'n on virtualpoetryreading dot com. I bet it would sound just as cool outside my head!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hahahaha...
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hahaha! Ah, that's some good blankety-blank right there. :)

~Zoo
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I LOVED IT~!
And after a miserable morning of perusing my e-mails that Stankety-Stank -
And the Homepage news, where my heart Sankedy Sanked -
About the politicians forever giving our chains a Yankety Yank -
And having too much bad coffee that I Drankety-Drank -
Your poem won my favorite , and thus Rankety-Ranked -
Number 1 for a Wednesday, and for that, Thankety-Thanks~!