Hey JU? What's your favorite Insults?

Well, I'm not much of a "potty mouth" but here are my favorite insults...

~Waste of human flesh

~Oxygen Thief

~Posterchild for Retroactive abortion

~You weren't hit with the ugly stick, you fell through the whole ugly tree

~Asking too much of your deodorant

~God made Oklahoma so even people from Idaho would have someone to make fun of

~Rip Van Winkle didn't get as much Beauty Sleep at you'd need

~You'd ugly a blindman to death

~Were you born and idiot, or is this just a midlife career change?

There's enough to get you started ;~D

 

Feck! Another one of THOSE threads.

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."

-Principal, Billy Madison

My favorite insult recently came from Brad:

"Do you swallow your tongue if you aren't concentrating on not doing so?"

I also adopted the term "asshat" from JU.

Umm...I don't think you want me to whip out my swear words.  The thing is, I can get very creative with mixing and matching...and while funny and insulting at the same time, may destroy the fragility of your innocence.

~Zoo

The best insult I have heard recently is:
"You are a piece of insect shit ."g

You snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

~Out of all the people I can't stand, you're 10 of them! :~D

"You aren't worth the toilet paper your momma wiped her (insert chosen nastee term for female genitalia) with after she shat you out".

asshat

assclown

Really, ass(noun) can be a good insult. Just think of the possibilities - while none of them are particularly scathing, they get your point across well.

asstowel

asspaper

assface

ass-lover

Or you can make it an adjective, combining it with an adjective of your choice, as in

assmad

asscrazy

fatass

dumbass

smelly ass

Who would've known that ass could be such a versatile word, sis?

"You are a piece of insect shit ."

Hard to top that one!

How about "South end of a north bound mule."

These are fun! Thanks, guys, this'll help me work to earn that title. Joe User's official Potty Mouth. I'm so essited!

Cricket Spit!

Flea Puke!

Water Drinker! (Baptists at Our Barbeque)

A Face for Radio and a Voice for Print. ~ Ian Punit

"LAST ONE IN THE CAR'S A DEMOCRAT!" When my kids were little, we yelled it to get them in the car faster. ;~D

Butt Jam

Fart Knocker

Bone Head

I remember that movie. My high school drama teacher was the mountain man. Didn't like the movie so much...but just because of him.

*sniff* I'm on the radio...*sniff* meany-head.


Actually, I'm a big fan of "jackhole." I likey, no swearing, but still a good one. And my favorite is recent...thanks to Little-Whip's cornflake article:

"If you were any stupider (not grammatically correct, hee hee) you'd have to be watered twice a week!" Love it!

Nice of you to watch out for me, there, Zoo. But trust me, I have a pretty high tolerance, I'm friends with a bunch of drama people and sorority girls.

With a meaningful, lingering, smoldering look, "You know...your are in much better company than I am."

I really have a fondness for: "Are you ignorant by default or is it something you went out of your way to learn."

Here is a great Australio-centric one: "He/she/they are a kangaroo or two short in the top paddock."

Then there is the crude: "To call you shit would be to insult good turds everywhere."

Now that one is great!

I know some people I could say that to in total and complete honesty. This is fun.

I have a new one to add...

~Stupidity is contageous, so please don't sneeze on me! ;~D

Is your head up your ass for the warmth?

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Awesome!