The internet is not a truck

A message from the governmnet.

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The Senator from Alaska had this to say about the Internet.

And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a truck.

It’s a series of tubes.

And if you don’t understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
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Remember this everyone, and don't just dump things into our series of tubes. :)
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Reply #1 from Sins Forums Top
hooray for your genius TGE, where would we be without it?

now, what does this have to do with anything?
Reply #2 from Sins Forums Top
I hate cars, I mean, I hate being in cars, too little leg room

I like Trucks, I have leg room in trucks, I have big legs, therefor I like Trucks.


The internet is not a truck, he claims it is a tube, wich must be a type of forein car.

Even though I spell like I am from africa, I do not like cars, they have no leg room. Since the internet is some foreign Car, (named "The Tube") it has no leg room. There for, since I have long legs, I don't like the internet, becouse it has no leg room.


When I go to collage, most likely everyone but me, will have cars, I will have a truck. Since I wont have a car, I probably wont have internet, becouse it has no leg room.........


.....not liking where this is going.....did anyone understand what I just said? and if you do, can you pls explain it to me?
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Reply #3 from Sins Forums Top
*smacks head*

Go out into the open world children, and learn!
Reply #4 from Sins Forums Top
I hate cars, I mean, I hate being in cars, too little leg room

I like Trucks, I have leg room in trucks, I have big legs, therefor I like Trucks.


The internet is not a truck, he claims it is a tube, wich must be a type of forein car.

Even though I spell like I am from africa, I do not like cars, they have no leg room. Since the internet is some foreign Car, (named "The Tube") it has no leg room. There for, since I have long legs, I don't like the internet, becouse it has no leg room.


When I go to collage, most likely everyone but me, will have cars, I will have a truck. Since I wont have a car, I probably wont have internet, becouse it has no leg room.........


.....not liking where this is going.....did anyone understand what I just said? and if you do, can you pls explain it to me?


Let me explain what you just said...... My drugs are not working as well as the doctors had hoped.  :LOL: 
Reply #5 from Sins Forums Top

Lets not let the internet get clogged with oversized SUV's!

Reply #6 from Sins Forums Top
I blame the americans.
Reply #7 from Sins Forums Top
Tell that to everyone driving hummers to compensate for other ... deficiencies.
Reply #8 from Sins Forums Top
thats why I would drive a compact mini, but until other people stop buying the big cars I'm just not risking life,
limb limb limb limb and limb  :LOL: 
Reply #10 from Sins Forums Top
Nonono, you're all wrong

The internet is like a truck, driving through a tube.

Do I have to explain everything to you noobs? :p
Reply #11 from Sins Forums Top
I don't know whats scarier: that I actually understand what he's trying to express, or that he's actually expressing a very valid concept (if poorly...)?
Reply #12 from Sins Forums Top
who? me?

I figured it out!!!

The Tube, is a new forein car, wich will soon be replacing the internet???

...or should I just shut up while I am ahead?