Shocking news: Bush held gun to heads of home buyers!!
Shocking news!!! It has been proven, oh wait, not proven, just accussed... that President Bush personnally held a gun to the heads of home buyers that are now victims of the 'mortgage mess'. After all, if he didn't do that, they would never have bought more homes than they could afford, and wouldn't have gone with sub-prime mortgage gimmicks that helped them get more home than they should have, right?
Yeah, it's all Bush's fault that the home buying public is made up of people with the intellect of the clueless one. People that are too 'st00pid' to see that you don't get something for nothing, and that buying homes priced at several hundred thousand dollars when you are only making tens of thousands of dollars in income yourself is a very, very bad idea.
Now where the heck is that smokin' gun that Bush was walking around with? Ooooh, I know, he must have given it to Dick Cheney so he could go off and shoot another friend with it.