Weekly Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Dallas Man Shoots, Kills Burglar Twice in 1 Month"--headline, KTVT-TV Web site (Dallas), Oct. 14
We have to pass law like the chinese and outlaw re-incarnation.
"Pigs Used to Increase Water Flow in Cartersville"--headline, Daily Tribune (Cartersville, Ga.), Oct. 14
Customers complain about yellow color of water.
"AP IMPACT: Calif. Water Is Getting Worse"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 12
Must be using the pigs to increase the flow.
"Australian Man Survives Nine-Storey Fall in His Underpants"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Oct. 16
Now that is a large pair of pants to fill!
"Britney Turns Herself Into Police"--headline, LiveNews.com.au, Oct. 16
Sting demands Royalties
"Neanderthals May Have Talked"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 18
At least the females did.
"Pelosi Rebukes Stark For Inflammatory Bush Comments"--headline, KNTV Web site (San Jose, Calif.), Oct. 19
Democrats hate any reference to religion.
"Giants Are Motivated in Absence of Barber"--headline, New York Times, Oct. 24
Samson on a rampage.
"Learn to Raise Happy Children Up to Age 6"--headline, Idaho Statesman, Oct. 24
And then make them unhappy?
"Iraqis Try to Defuse Tension With Turkey"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 26
Really Tom, we dont have a Thanksgiving day here. Would we Lie?
"Neanderthals Described as Red-Haired"--headline, ABCNews.com, Oct. 25
Whew! That leaves me out, I have brown hair.
"Being a Condom Tester Is a Hard Job"--headline, Durex press release, Oct. 22
Do we really have to go there?
"Red-Light Cameras to Ticket Humble Drivers"--headline, KPRC-TV Web site, Nov. 1
Guess we should be aggressive!
"Police Impersonator Sought"--headline, Boston Globe, Nov. 5
Aren't they called strippers?
