I Need Your Voice

Maybe
First of all, i need five people who speak a few short sentences for me and record them
It's for a little Projekt I am working on, I wont tell ya what I am doing it even doesen't matter.
If you fell helpful at the moment the follow the next few steps, ah and THANK YOU :
You need a Headset or a Microphone
If you dont know how to capture an Audio File, use theses two helpful links:
first link
second link

http://www.quasar.ualberta.ca/edpy202/tutorial/audio-win/audio-mike-win-3110.htm
If you know now how to record your beautiful voices, please speak the following sentences:
We are worthless.
Ok, Ok, I will see you later.
Damn what do you want from me
Hostil behavior, no way they look ok to me.

These sentences are only to hear your voice and decided which parts you'll get.
After recording send me a MSG here and I'll give you my email addy.
Now wait till I'll contact you

Ok thanks to you all and bye


EDIT
You dont have to speak those sentences, I need only a small sample since Ive got only two parts left, the choices Ill have to make are limited...
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Reply #1 Top
Payment upfront?

It's for a little Projekt I am working on, I wont tell ya what I am doing it even doesen't matter.


More seriously, that's probably going to be a turn-off for most people People should know what their contributions will be used for and how, as well as be credited for helping.
Reply #2 Top
Evry futher information -> pm
But only If you can/want to help
Its not harmful.. or so... ask Multianna if you dont belive me
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Reply #4 Top
That 3rd sentance is a bit dodgy isnt it? You might want to tweak that one before an admin swats you.
Reply #5 Top
what do you mean
Reply #6 Top
Be like, I would rather keep the projects purpose confidential. It makes you sound less arrogant
Reply #7 Top
I cant tell you more, thats the problem
Would it be less arrogant if I say:
PLEEEEAAASSSEE help me
Reply #8 Top
And everyone's work will be liscened under the creative commons act, correct?
Reply #9 Top
Yes what he says is true, and if you sign up he will tell you what its for.
So if you sign up and dont like it, thats cool, just dont talk about his project before it is done

sign me up

Tough i not sure my english voice is good enough, but oh well

aldarian i think what TFL BigBANGtheory means is this sentance:

"Damn go, uh ah I mean damn Allah"

because Allah is the god of the islam faith. So saying that sentance might be offensive to those ppl
Reply #10 Top
Damn go, uh ah I mean damn Allah.


Isn't from that comedian with the puppets? (Ackmed the dead terrorist?)
Reply #11 Top
yes, dodgy is quite the word that fits this thread. NO my handsom, pride of the masculine gender voice shall not be used for your purposes.
Reply #12 Top
It is incredibly insulting towards Islamic religion to portray Allah in that way.

And insurgents (people defending their homeland) don't shout (to my knowledge) 'allah' before detonating explosives.

And those people shouldn't be considered terrorists; terrorists are people who spread terror, Insurgents are simply people who defend their homeland (hello revolutionary war, 1776). I support NATO and any other country that has troops stationed over in the middle east, and I don't support insurgents/terrorists over there. But don't sound so fucking arrogant, seriously.
Reply #13 Top
Comon guys... he doesn't mean it in a bad way.
He will prolly change it as he gets around

So let the thread be about who wanna help him, thanks

Reply #14 Top
This is why I said you should just say what you're planning on doing, otherwise the kind of comments like Windexglow's above are inevitable.

I didn't jump on the Allah thing because it's fairly obvious that you're trying to do something silly, but not everyone is quite so loose-minded, and a lot of people are just waiting for the opportunity to jump at someone's throat.

As for the rest of you commenting on it, lighten up. I very much doubt whatever he plans on doing is anything hateful towards Islam or Muslims, unless of course you twist it to mean such.
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I'm sorry, but I'm in with windex here. anything that portrays a religion as the cause of hostility is begging to be bashed.
Reply #16 Top
If it's purposeful, I agree. And most of us these days are very careful because we know it's a touchy subject. But I doubt he did it with specific hostile intent, and probably just didn't realize how it'd be taken.

Asking him to reconsider using that line or changing it would go ways farther than ripping his head off for (what I'm assuming) is a pretty innocent slip.
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Personally, I think people ought to lighten up about making fun of religions. Things like riots in the Middle East because a Dane parodied Muhammed are stupid. Fine, you don't have to like it, but that's what freedom of speech is for. I don't mind if you parody Islam, Buddhism, Christianity, Judaism, atheism, or any religion. Its your right and no one ought to try and take that away from you.
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This topic needs a second one...

so...

Reply #19 Top
Yes please make another thread about religion, as this one is about voices for aldarians project.
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^That's offensive to free speakers and their right to protest racism anywhere they wish.
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^That's offensive to free speakers and their right to protest racism anywhere they wish.


Did you know you can't say "happy new years!" because it might offend the old?

Oh, and don't sing little drummer boy, you'll offend musicians and dwarfs!
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Nobody cares about short people though, they're just like those damn Hawaiians.
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SoG, until people stop taking their own religions seriously (which is inherently not gonna happen) making fun of religion is almost as bad as making fun of race. its a stupid, stupid misstep.
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Have you ever heard Carlos Mencia or Dave Chapel? They are popular and funny, yet they make fun about race all the time.

Its not that people don't have to be committed to religion to allow this, only that they are more willing to laugh at themselves. For instance, I firmly believe in my political views, but I laugh at good political cartoons against leftists and rightists and those in the center (though there are few of the last one that I've found).
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Gna... Jeff Dunham is toooo funny...

Changed that