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Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

You have dared to enter the lair of the most ferocious predators in the galaxy!

It is the ulitmate destiny of the Kzinti to conquer the other civilizations of the galaxy, subjugate and enslave any who may prove useful to us, and devour the rest. The Fanged God has ordained that this is how it will be.

In just 26 octals of days (7 months or so...Kzinti count in base 8), the Kzinti Empire rose from obscurity, to #1 on the Metaverse. With the blessings of the Fanged God, we have remained dominant for 100s more octals of days since that auspicious day.  We leapt past the other empires, and our mighty domain now encompasses over 32 million more light years than the second most powerful empire.  The most recent Galactic Map data shows that we have subjugated over 45% of the galaxy.  Many warriors from the old and dying empires have joined us, to avoid being eaten along with the rest.  We hunger to establish indefinite supremacy over all the inferior sentient species...

We have also been #1 on the AltMeta for over 3 years running. The Empire grows more powerful with each passing day as new conquests are won, and more warriors join us in our inevitable rise to rule the galaxy!

The Kzinti are a species of bipedal space-faring feline predators, who love nothing more than conquest and battle. Created by sci-fi writer Larry Niven, the Kzinti have had many stories written about them, most notably in the Man-Kzin Wars series of books. They have also shown up in the Star Trek universe, and a number of other realities.

 

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"Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy." - Kzinti Warrior

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"The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe groveling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be." - Kzinti philosopher

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If your claws can grasp it, then it is rightfully yours. - Kzinti proverb

A salute to all those heroic t'kzintar who have made this empire a resounding success. Our conquests continue and the galaxy will never know peace!

Join the Kzinti in our quest for galactic dominance, or become our prey…

Click here to join the Kzinti Empire!

Click here to visit our forums at the Galactic Core

Click here to download the Kzinti ship and race mod from the Library

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Sentient species taste better...

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Reply #26 Top
HAHA vegetables is what food eats.


That actually is one of the things I say sometimes...

Silly Kzinti i'm away from home comp. And the Xindi is a star trek thing. Whatch your speech little cat. The council support might waver to the GALATIC DIPLOMATS MAha haa haa haa #cough#. I play on crippling my metals just don't show  


I never watched Enterprise. I was a big fan of TNG and DS9 though. They really need to make a Klingon-themed show, from a Klingon perspective. Now THAT would be cool!

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Reply #27 Top
Xindi Kill All humans Mah ah ah ahh ahh ahhhhh aaaaaaaah !!!!!!!! LOL ROF LOL
Reply #28 Top
I really would not like to see this thread die it's cool long live The Kzinti Empire
Reply #29 Top
I play on crippling my metals just don't show  


To get your medals to show, just go to "edit my characters" and click the "default" button next to the character you want the medals to show for.

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Reply #31 Top
What does the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.
Reply #33 Top
I've heard worse jokes, but also a lot better jokes...   

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Reply #34 Top
Welcome to the newest member of the Kzinti Empire, Colonial Union - EF! May you find worthy prey and slay your enemies without mercy!

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Reply #35 Top
Hi there. Was just curious, does metaverse scores work with the Arnor beta(s)? Forum Search function turned out to be as helpful as a rock in the desert.
Reply #36 Top
Not a Kzin, but I'll speak for my patriarchal pal.

No. Metaverse is not turned on for the beta, and probably won't be. Maybe on the last iteration.

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Reply #37 Top
Hi there. Was just curious, does metaverse scores work with the Arnor beta(s)? Forum Search function turned out to be as helpful as a rock in the desert.



Welcome to the Kzinti Empire thread ZzzombieBunny...good to see more Kzin stopping in. I searched the forums and couldn't find the info, but thanks to drrider I can stop looking.

A rock in the desert is actually useful...you can brain something over the head with it when you get hungry.   

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Reply #38 Top
I've heard worse jokes, but also a lot better jokes...   

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I see big house cats don't have a sense of humour.
Reply #39 Top
I play on crippling my metals just don't show  


To get your medals to show, just go to "edit my characters" and click the "default" button next to the character you want the medals to show for.

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Doing that wouldn't show too much medals, you don't seem to have submitted your crippling games to metaverse, only 2 'normal' difficulty ones.

Reply #40 Top
Welcome to our two newest warriors, Midnight312 and Lord Zarquon!   

Doing that wouldn't show too much medals, you don't seem to have submitted your crippling games to metaverse, only 2 'normal' difficulty ones.


Guess he hasnt been submitting games...nothing since April at least. *shrug*

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Reply #42 Top
You have dared to enter the lair of the most ferocious predators in the galaxy!

A call to all members of the Kzinti Empire to stop in at our new official thread, share your game-play tips and strategies, meet some of your fellow predators, see the latest news about the Kzinti, and of course trash-talk about all those other inferior empires.

In just 13 octals of days (3 1/2 months or so...Kzinti count in base 8), the Kzinti have risen from obscurity, to #4 on the Metaverse, and #1 on the AltMeta! The Empire grows more powerful with each passing day as new conquests are won, and more warriors join us in our inevitable rise to rule the galaxy.



kzin6.JPG "Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy." - Kzinti Warrior

"The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe groveling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be." - Kzinti philosopher

A salute to all those heroic t'kzintar who have made this empire a resounding success. Our conquests continue and the galaxy will never know peace!

Join the Kzinti in our quest for galactic dominance, or become our prey…

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...


The Geckodon Alliance will crush you like a bug. just because we look like that annoying lizard from the GEICO ads does not mean that we are not dangerous!
Reply #43 Top
The Geckodon Alliance will crush you like a bug. just because we look like that annoying lizard from the GEICO ads does not mean that we are not dangerous!


Lizards? Hardly a morsel to a hungry t'kzintar! We may tread on you accidentally as we leap towards galactic supremacy. Our young kits will enjoy playing hunting-games with your people. ;)

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Reply #44 Top
The Geckodon Alliance will crush you like a bug. just because we look like that annoying lizard from the GEICO ads does not mean that we are not dangerous!


Lizards? Hardly a morsel to a hungry t'kzintar! We may tread on you accidentally as we leap towards galactic supremacy. Our young kits will enjoy playing hunting-games with your people.

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i regret what i said, we might actually make a great team if we work together and by the way we might need you and some other empires to help destroy those damn dirty pirates!
Reply #45 Top
Hello. I got a ninja invite and accepted it.


Hey Velkyn Kyil...I initially missed your post because of the gi-normous one after it. Welcome to the Kzinti Empire...may you become a mighty Hero!

That pic looks a lot like my cat Loki. :) I was going to use a pic of him for one of my characters, but I wanted to get something suitably fierce-looking.

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Reply #46 Top
i regret what i said, we might actually make a great team if we work together and by the way we might need you and some other empires to help destroy those damn dirty pirates!


We havent noticed any of these pirates, but we probably just ate them along with everyone else. The wooden legs make great toothpicks...

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Reply #47 Top
The Fate of the Jotoki

This story is set in the Known Space universe, which was created by sci-fi writer Larry Niven. It is an account of how the Kzinti became a star-traveling civilization.


There was a space-faring species call the Jotoki, who dreamed of creating a star-spanning empire. They were a very inventive and curious species, who learned quickly and rose from primitive beginnings to the grandeur of interstellar travel. They were particularly skilled in the technologies of gravity polarization (inventing the gravitic polarization drive) and genetic manipulation. Due to their unusual biology of having five cooperative brain-nodes, they were also extremely skilled with linguistics and diplomacy.

A strange race by most standards, an individual Jotok resembles large spindly starfish, with 5 arm-like sections each containing a semi-independent brain that operates the Jotok's body cooperatively. The Jotoki begin life as small aquatic creatures, most of which are eaten by various predators. Eventually, five of the survivors will merge to form one collective organism, which grows into a tree-dwelling adolescent. An adult Jotok who desires a family can simply go into the wilderness and "harvest" an adolescent of the proper age, a characteristic that the Kzinti would later find extremely useful. These adopted adolescents would then undergo rigorous education and training to become a full adult member of Jotok society.

With the discovery of gravitic polarization, the Jotoki began to expand from their homeworld. They traveled the immense interstellar distances at sub-light speeds, using their intricate knowledge of bio-engineering to suspend themselves in cryogenic sleep for the long voyages. In time, they forged a powerful empire, maintained by diplomacy, trade, and when needed, military force. The Jotoki were mercantile masters, and their merchants were known as consummate traders throughout the worlds of Known Space. In their desire to continually find new worlds, and markets for their traders to exploit, they ranged far and wide, discovering many worlds and making contact with numerous sentient species.

It is not known exactly when a Jotoki exploratory expedition discovered a habitable planet around the star 61 Ursa Majoris, but they found a fertile planet teeming with life. The average climate was colder and drier than the Jotok were used to, but was certainly within their range of habitability. Even more useful to the Jotoki than the planet itself was its inhabitants; large, furry, sentient, bi-pedal predators, with large fan-like ears, and razor-sharp claws & fangs. The civilization of these creatures had reached the early-gunpowder stage of development, and numerous wars raged between the various feudal warlords. The society of this new species was based mainly upon honor, status, and what the Kzinti called “acting Heroic”. Being a “Hero” bears many similarities with the Bushido code of the samurai of ancient Earth.

The Jotoki saw an excellent opportunity in the Kzinti. They had found a species ideally suited to serve as their mercenaries, and they quickly made binding agreements with many clans, warlords, and individual t’kzintar (warriors). The Kzinti rode to the stars in service to their new employers, fighting the Jotoki’s battles for them, winning glory in victory after victory. The empire expanded with each new conquest and its rulers grew immensely rich and powerful, until the Jotoki became the dominant power in their region of space.

With this unprecedented new success and power, something began to happen to the Jotoki that has afflicted every empire that ever was or will be; they started to grow decadent, complacent, and self-indulgent. At the same time, the Kzinti had been learning quickly, assimilating all the myriad new technologies, and honing their battle-skills through fighting the wars of their masters. The political situation on Kzinhome had changed as well; the old warlords were gone, having been replaced by a unified government led by an overlord known as the Patriarch. Many of the Kzinti were becoming dissatisfied with the idea of fighting and dying for the Jotoki, and not reaping the spoils of the conquests for themselves. They also had a steadily growing disdain for a species that would be so dishonorable that it would not fight their own battles.

With the instinctual senses of a predator that can detect the weakest animal in a herd, the Kzinti sensed that the time was upon them to rebel against the Jotok and take their rightful place as the dominant species. Across the Jotok Empire, the Kzinti rose up against their masters, slaying them indiscriminately and without mercy, feasting upon the flesh of their fallen foes. Battles raged for decades across numberless worlds, and many were laid to waste as the Kzinti let loose their long-suppressed rage of being a subjugated species. The Jotoki had a degree of technical superiority, and had been traveling the stars much longer than the Kzinti, but they had grown too complacent to withstand the pent-up fury of the Kzinti onslaught.

As each successive world fell to the brave Kzinti, they enslaved their former rulers and gained new technologies and resources. The outcome of the war was never truly in doubt, and eventually the last Jotok world was taken. The Kzinti were now their own masters once more, and a ferocious species had been unleashed upon the rest of the universe.

Over the subsequent years, the Kzinti wreaked a most terrible revenge upon the conquered Jotoki; they used their newly-acquired technical knowledge with bio-engineering to devolve the Jotoki into semi-sentient slaves. Now they serve the Kzinti not just as workers, but also as food and sport. Many Jotoki run wild in “preserves” maintained for the favored Kzinti sport of hunting. They are a highly-valued prey, for they are still very cunning, and make for very entertaining and dangerous hunts.

Such is the fate of all who stand against the Kzinti...

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Reply #48 Top
Three new members have joined the ranks of our heroic t'kzintar. Welcome to Incendium, Broken.Duck, and AndyLane82!  :CONGRAT: 

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Reply #49 Top
How did such a violent, and seemingly self-destructive race gain the technology to become an intergalatic power, or even get passed the Dark Ages?
Reply #50 Top
How did such a violent, and seemingly self-destructive race gain the technology to become an intergalatic power, or even get passed the Dark Ages?


Very good question. If you take a look at post #47, there's the answer you're looking for. :)

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