DON'T VOTE FOR BUSH OR KERRY

Vote For The Spirit Of Each Party

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Each of the two political parties are large and stand for many things. No one man is the party. When you vote for a president, you are voting for the party in which he is affiliated. The Republicans are known for their views on many issues. And the Democrats are also known for their opposing views. Each party has a spirit or a mentality. Here are the spirits of each party.

DEMOCRATIC PARTY…generally socialistic, pro abortion, pro gun control, pro homosexual, wants to allow homosexuals to marry, wants sex taught to grade school kids, pro porn, wants a weak military, wants to halt war on terror, wants to legalize hard drugs, wants more welfare programs, wants to legalize late term abortion, wants free health care, wants government to raise children, wants to outlaw the Bible, wants to release people from prisons and finally wants to turn over American sovereignty to the United Nations.

REPUBLICAN PARTY…generally capitalistic, supports right to life, believes in the right to own firearms, against gay marriage, believes parents should teach their children about sex, anti porn, wants a strong military, wants to win the war on terror, wants to keep hard drugs illegal, wants fewer welfare programs, wants abortion to be made illegal, thinks parents should raise their own children, supports God's law, supports the Bible, wants to keep dangerous criminals behind bars and finally wants us to get out of the criminal United Nations.

NOW AFTER READING THE ABOVE, ISN'T IT CRYSTAL CLEAR WHO WE SHOULD VOTE FOR? IF THE DEMOCRATS WIN AND APPLY THEIR CRAZY POLICIES, THEN WE AS A NATION, WOULD DESERVE ANY HORRORS THE TERRORISTS LAUNCHED AGAINST US!!! GOD HAS GIVEN AMERICA PROTECTION FOR MANY GENERATIONS, BUT IF WE PERSIST IN ABANDONING GOD AND HIS MORAL LAW, THEN THAT PROTECTION WILL BE LIFTED AND ALL SORTS OF VIOLENT TERROR WILL BE LAUNCHED AGAINST THIS ONCE GREAT NATION. PEOPLE MUST CHANGE THEIR EVIL LIFE STYLES OR WE ARE ALL DOOMED. AMERICA MUST REPENT AND RETURN TO THE GOD OF OUR HERITAGE.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

Can you guys vote for write-in candidates in American elections? If so, I'd vote for....

John Cougar Mellencamp.

To me, he embodies all that is good about America. Smalltown, decent, and old-school enough to appeal to Republicans, yet progressive and compassionate enough to appeal to Democrats. He'd be perfect. Stranger things have happened in American politics.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top


EXACTLY RIGHT!!!
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Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
i heard somewhere that the number one write in vote (i dont know if you can for president, though) in the US is gilligan. and you know what? i would vote for the professor. yes, everything would be made from coconuts, but we'd have a radio and huts.

and dont we already have gilligan (bush) in office with the captain too (cheney). i can see cheney hitting bush with his hat right now.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
is that 2 votes for johnny m (he did flip-flop on the name issue for a while but..) ? or is anthony r concurring with marvins updated litany?

(jcm was born in a small town
learned to do diane in a small town
hed prolly rather live in small town
than have to move to dee cee
*power chord...4/4 on the toms*
)
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
release people from prisons

st paul would have been for kerry?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
WELL, MAYBE I'M EXAGERATING A LITTLE, BUT BASICALLY WHAT I'M SAYING IS ACCURATE.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
if everyone reformed tomorrow and joined the republican party, wouldnt that put a crimp in your end times schedule? if sodom and gomorrah could have been spared had there been just a handful of righteous men, then if the entire usa suddenly rebuked satan and repented, we could maybe work out the same kinda deal?
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
WELL, MAYBE I'M EXAGERATING A LITTLE, BUT BASICALLY WHAT I'M SAYING IS ACCURATE.


Exaggerating a little? You blow everything totally out of proportion! Have you ever heard of flaming? That is what you are doing to those of us who have liberal views, views which are not wrong in any way. We are allowed to have our own beliefs, and you need to stop insulting people for what they believe in. People like you make me want to stay away from forums.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
GUTLESS APPEASERS LIKE CLINTON OR KERRY ARE HATED BY RADICAL ISLAMICS MORE THAN ANY OTHER KIND OF PEOPLE. CLINTON CAUSED 9/11. IF KERRY WINS THEY WILL ATTACK HARDER AND MORE OFTEN.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Exaggerating a little? You blow everything totally out of proportion! Have you ever heard of flaming? That is what you are doing to those of us who have liberal views, views which are not wrong in any way. We are allowed to have our own beliefs, and you need to stop insulting people for what they believe in. People like you make me want to stay away from forums.


Normally I would brutalize this type of plump, dribbling, and grotesque sphincter-minded conservative flick of tick tummy with a barrage of sizzling and noxious verbal acid, but Marvin is so obviously a troll and flamer, without a single gelatinous digit on any aspect of the truth, that I am compelled to amuse myself with the brilliant science experiments that arise from the compost heap of his sub-intellectual output. Even though he rarely contributes anything new, he's offers interesting examples of pre-human logic that are so consistently dull and uninimaginative that he makes Anthony R look like Salvador Dali... being imitated by a special ed student in a highschool art class.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
so consistently dull and uninimaginative that he makes Anthony R look like Salvador Dali... being imitated by a special ed student in a highschool art class.


St. Ying we meet again. If you are going to attack me, keep continuity so that I don’t have to devise a new response.

According to the left, republicans are Nazis, and Bush is Hitler. The Dali analogy doesn’t fly under those conditions because Nazis and Hitler despised surrealism, Hitler denounced this art as “Jewish” and “degenerate” in July 1937 Hitler proclaimed, “the people regarded this art as the outcome of an impudent and unashamed arrogance or of a simply shocking lack of skill.”
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
St. Ying we meet again. If you are going to attack me, keep continuity so that I don’t have to devise a new response.

According to the left, republicans are Nazis, and Bush is Hitler. The Dali analogy doesn’t fly under those conditions because Nazis and Hitler despised surrealism, Hitler denounced this art as “Jewish” and “degenerate” in July 1937 Hitler proclaimed, “the people regarded this art as the outcome of an impudent and unashamed arrogance or of a simply shocking lack of skill.”


Love the creative, 'surrealist' logic, buddy. You simply advanced my point that nobody knows how to add 2 and 2 and get 3913 better than you. Observe: You are a conservative (true); I called your creativity remeniscient of a retard imitating Salvador Dali (true); I was implying political affinity when I said this (false); Dali was hated by Hitler (true); Hitler was a conservative (arguable); conservatives never have contempt for other conservatives (false); therefore Dali was not a conservative (false... he supported Franco); therefore my Dali analogy does not fly (false).

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
i vote for a midget. Why you might ask? because other countries hate america and midgets are funny. noone can hate a midget (except maybe the french cause they are pure evil. and maybe those sand monkeys over in arabia).
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
WELL, MAYBE I'M EXAGERATING A LITTLE, BUT BASICALLY WHAT I'M SAYING IS ACCURATE.


Anyone who speaks in all caps and then says, in the same sentence that he is both exaggerating and accurate, is not someone to be listened to.

Cheers
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
those sand monkeys over in arabia

are you angry because youre a racist? or racist because you're angry?

either way, youre a miserable human being and an american only by accident.