if you don't stop it, you'll go blind
yeah. and all this other really gross stuff will happen to you as well
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did you know that chronic over-masturbation can lead to muscular weakness, blindness, loss of elasticity, leg and hand pain, wrinkles, sagging, and loose skin all over the body (in particular the face) ?.
well, neither did i.
but ... IT DOES !.
a doctor on the internet said so. so it must be true, right ?
(and here was me thinking my wrinkles were just a sign of being 34 ... busted. SO busted)
bear in mind the following are ACTUAL QUOTES from a real website of a practising "doctor". this is not a joke. i just wish it was.
Reader: 3/03/2004>
i have been masturbating since 7 years and i am a female. While practicing it i used to tense up my leg muscles pointing towards my toes. i felt pain in my leg and hand muscles but i neglected. slowly my muscles started growing weak and loose. my skin went loose and i have many wrinkles now all over my body including my face. can u help me to get my muscles back?
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Dr. Lin: 3/03/2004>-Yes! Over-masturbation has over-converted dopamine to adrenalin, the stress neurohormone, after the serotonin nervous function is burned down. Excessive adrenalin causes sympathetic nervous Fight or Flight all the times without giving your body a chance to heal and restore, and also block the tissue synthesis of Prostaglandin E-1 and E-3 for a poor elasticity of tissue, artery and nerve, resulting in constriction of tissue and blood vessel and blood congestion. This is why you age faster, your tissue loses its elasticity, you have body pains, and your muscle and ligament become weak. And your vagina has been enlarged too !.
oh dear.
and it gets even better ....
Eye Floaters and Over-Masturbation:
The destruction of the visual sensing and amplification nervous circuits by over-masturbation and over-ejaculation due to depletion of cerebrospinal fluids and the neurotransmitters Dopamine, Acetylcholine, Serotonin and GABA, plus the over-draining of Vitamin A in the sperm and semen production, and due to excessive dopamine-adrenalin conversion for excessive dilation of the eye pupils (one of the dying people's phenomena.) Note that when a man is dying his testicles and penis are retrieved into his body first and his pupils will be dilating continuously. Over-masturbation or Over-ejaculation/excessive orgasm can also cause these phenomena) The Wives said "Over-masturbating can make you become blinded!" Believe it or not. Only you can prove it!
ewwwwwwwww.
good persons of ju, keep your hands above those desks now. you have been warned ...
and keep in mind that the next person that misquotes you in your blog maybe just couldn't, err, see it properly. or something.
ps: if you'd like some more of the good doctors' advice, go here: Link ... the "sexual kung-fu" section is a must.
well, neither did i.
but ... IT DOES !.
a doctor on the internet said so. so it must be true, right ?
(and here was me thinking my wrinkles were just a sign of being 34 ... busted. SO busted)
bear in mind the following are ACTUAL QUOTES from a real website of a practising "doctor". this is not a joke. i just wish it was.
Reader: 3/03/2004>
i have been masturbating since 7 years and i am a female. While practicing it i used to tense up my leg muscles pointing towards my toes. i felt pain in my leg and hand muscles but i neglected. slowly my muscles started growing weak and loose. my skin went loose and i have many wrinkles now all over my body including my face. can u help me to get my muscles back?
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Dr. Lin: 3/03/2004>-Yes! Over-masturbation has over-converted dopamine to adrenalin, the stress neurohormone, after the serotonin nervous function is burned down. Excessive adrenalin causes sympathetic nervous Fight or Flight all the times without giving your body a chance to heal and restore, and also block the tissue synthesis of Prostaglandin E-1 and E-3 for a poor elasticity of tissue, artery and nerve, resulting in constriction of tissue and blood vessel and blood congestion. This is why you age faster, your tissue loses its elasticity, you have body pains, and your muscle and ligament become weak. And your vagina has been enlarged too !.
oh dear.
and it gets even better ....
Eye Floaters and Over-Masturbation:
The destruction of the visual sensing and amplification nervous circuits by over-masturbation and over-ejaculation due to depletion of cerebrospinal fluids and the neurotransmitters Dopamine, Acetylcholine, Serotonin and GABA, plus the over-draining of Vitamin A in the sperm and semen production, and due to excessive dopamine-adrenalin conversion for excessive dilation of the eye pupils (one of the dying people's phenomena.) Note that when a man is dying his testicles and penis are retrieved into his body first and his pupils will be dilating continuously. Over-masturbation or Over-ejaculation/excessive orgasm can also cause these phenomena) The Wives said "Over-masturbating can make you become blinded!" Believe it or not. Only you can prove it!
ewwwwwwwww.
good persons of ju, keep your hands above those desks now. you have been warned ...
and keep in mind that the next person that misquotes you in your blog maybe just couldn't, err, see it properly. or something.
ps: if you'd like some more of the good doctors' advice, go here: Link ... the "sexual kung-fu" section is a must.
