SanChonino

Join Date 12/2005

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I've become a woman!

or; adventures in Kingdom of Loathing.

I don't know how many of you are familiar with the greatest of MMORPGs, Kingdom of Loathing. It's been a while since I'd played, and I'd lost all my old accounts because it had been sixty days since I'd signed in.

So I created a new account, sad to have lost all my efforts on my old ones, but glad to play the game again. Because it's a new character with almost no stuff still, my meat (the money of the KoL universe) is pretty low. But as I was adventuring in the Sleazy Back Alley, some doctor took 500 of my meat and changed my male Disco Bandit, Fatty Muffins, into a FEMALE!

Yeah, I'm a girl now.

And, after kvetching in the chat feature of the game, someone sent me 550 meat, so I could be a guy again!

Now, the great dilemma: waste adventures in the Sleazy Back Alley until I can undo my castration, or pocket the meat, stay a chick, and continue on my quests?

Such difficult decisions.

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I played that for a bit...but I believe my account has long since died. It's strange, but fun.

~Zoo

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Why is being a guy worth more than being a girl? It sounds like a sexist game to me. Can you take away a girl's girlhood and she has to buy it back? The feminist in me is wondering. Not that the video game world with all woman in double D's isn't already sexist enough.

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Why is being a guy worth more than being a girl?

It's not; the operation is performed on both sexes (and costs the same). That's why I may try to get that adventure again and be a guy again, but who knows? I'm probably far too lazy.

Besides, it was my own fault, I clicked the button to change my sex, mostly just for fun. It was entirely optional.

And worth it.

And PS: When all the characters look like this:

I doubt there's much of a worry over double D's.

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From the title I thought you'd been to Sweden

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I thought you'd been to Sweden

I haven't been, but Fatty Muffins, my Disco Bandit, certainly has . . .

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Nah, stay a woman and see how much fun you have.

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Kingdom of Loathing. It's been a while since I'd played, and I'd lost all my old accounts because it had been sixty days since I'd signed in.

So I created a new account, sad to have lost all my efforts on my old ones, but glad to play the game again. Because it's a new character with almost no stuff still, my meat (the money of the KoL universe) is pretty low. But as I was adventuring in the Sleazy Back Alley, some doctor took 500 of my meat and changed my male Disco Bandit, Fatty Muffins, into a FEMALE!

Yeah, I'm a girl now.

And, after kvetching in the chat feature of the game, someone sent me 550 meat, so I could be a guy again!

Now, the great dilemma: waste adventures in the Sleazy Back Alley until I can undo my castration, or pocket the meat, stay a chick, and continue on my quests?

Such difficult decisions.

I think the docters might have mistaken you for a paitent that was soposed to have a gender change or somthing.

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