the Homer Simpson cannon

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as Homer started to eat the Novelith they fired it at an enemy planet. it was found that with this combination the planet no longer gets destroys the planet. but the inhabitants sure wish it had.
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Reply #1 from Sins Forums Top
somebody needs to ban daniel from the forums...
Reply #2 from Sins Forums Top
please... explain the "homer" cannon.
Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #3 from Sins Forums Top
please... dont
Reply #4 from Sins Forums Top
if you don't want to hear about the homer cannon then you're in the wrong thread.


*waits to hear about the homer cannon*
Reply #5 from Sins Forums Top
if you don't want to hear about the homer cannon then you're in the wrong thread.


*waits to hear about the homer cannon*


*gets kryo to lock the thread*
Reply #6 from Sins Forums Top
the one time where sqrl's romantic relationship with kryo could actually warrant something worthwhile.
as Homer started to eat the Novelith they fired it at an enemy planet. it was found that with this combination the planet no longer gets destroys the planet. but the inhabitants sure wish it had.

my mind is scarred forever...
Reply #7 from Sins Forums Top
the one time where sqrl's romantic relationship with kryo could actually warrant something worthwhile.


pfff, i have romance w/ yarlen and only yarlen. kryo is just my pet bunneh D:

[19:36] <@kryo> I've seen mayonnaise with more intelligence than that thread
[19:37] <@kryo> no, satan is hollandaise
Reply #8 from Sins Forums Top
sorry guys but i have been holding this in for a week and had to let it out.         
Reply #9 from Sins Forums Top

if you don't want to hear about the homer cannon then you're in the wrong thread.
*waits to hear about the homer cannon*

LOL! (this thread is great!)

Reply #10 from Sins Forums Top
homer has his mouth wrapped around the barrol of the cannon. need i say more.
Reply #11 from Sins Forums Top
apparently yes...

god im going to hate myself for saying that...

*walks off to eat some hollandaise*
Reply #12 from Sins Forums Top
remember he still has essence of yarlen.
Reply #13 from Sins Forums Top
the shot travels through his body picking up the smells of what/who he has eaten and out the other end.
Reply #14 from Sins Forums Top
Ouch, poor planet.

But... are you sure Homer doesn't just digest the blast, finish eating the cannon, then have to run off to the big boy's room?
Reply #15 from Sins Forums Top
But... are you sure Homer doesn't just digest the blast, finish eating the cannon, then have to run off to the big boy's room?



he is able to digest most of the blast before it exits but there is enough to get through to the target


and while he's in the big boys room he is stocking up for the next blast of course
Reply #16 from Sins Forums Top
mmm, i like big boys
Reply #17 from Sins Forums Top
I, I feel so, so dirty.
Reply #18 from Sins Forums Top
the only bad part of it is that every time they shoot they lose a bit more of the barrel of the gun


and with ever shot homer gets bigger
Reply #19 from Sins Forums Top
so is that how the homer gun works? you hang a fat man over a planet and say "surrender or we'll make him even bigger!"
Reply #20 from Sins Forums Top
I'm so glad that mental "healthcare" isn't mandatory. For your sakes.

What is a Novelith?
Reply #21 from Sins Forums Top
homer thinks he is eating a hot dog

Reply #22 from Sins Forums Top
What is a Novelith?



it is the name of the super cannon for the tec
Reply #23 from Sins Forums Top
Wouldn't the Homer cannon count as biological warfare? I'm not sure I can approve of biological or chemical weapons.   
Reply #24 from Sins Forums Top
this would be considered a natural weapon
Reply #25 from Sins Forums Top
LOL! (this thread is great!)




don't incourge him. oh wait that is me never mind.