Credit Card Payments Go to the Street

Ralph Deleuro has a million dollar idea.

Ever since a drive in Las Vegas' downtown district, Deleuro has been convinced that there was a better way to take care of transactions among the nation's downtrodden. Deleuro watches with dismay as a beggar who went by the street name "Gonzo" was beaten and left for dead outside the liquor store for the few dollars he had managed to beg that night on Vegas' famour Fremont Street.

Now, Deleuro believes he has come up with the solution. Armed with a small digital device about the size of an iPod, he is approaching the banking industry and homeless advocates with his idea.

Tentatively dubbed "Portabank", the device contains a slot to swipe a credit card. It then transmits the donation to a bank account that is handled through homeless shelters, churches and social services organizations. Deleuro hopes that it will bring inner city crime to a standstill.

"Imagine a world where prostitutes are no longer beaten up on the street because their night's take is securely deposited in a bank account and inaccessible to the would be mugger. Where drug dealers don't run the risk of gangster style shoot outs for plying their trade. Where illegal gamblers no longer worry about ending up on the wrong end of the knife."

Deleuro imagines his device eventually working its way into the world of garage sales, lemonade stands and schoolyard bullying. "We live in a technological world, and it's about time that mainstream America realized that. If we can reduce inner city violence through modern technology, then everybody wins".

Deleuro is well aware that people will be reluctant to use the swipe devices, for fear of credit card fraud or that their vice activity will be detected. "We use discreet billing," he promised, "and every transaction is fully encrypted. This technology is as hack proof as it gets".

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Reply #1 Top
And the sci-fi gamers rejoice ... Several of the sci-fi games have devices called Cred-sticks. Basically, the do exactly what this does, but in the form of a thin rod. Dedicated readers exist, and small transactions can be made stick-to-stick.

The interesting thing is, these devices could work in more than just the inner cities. A widespread acceptance would reduce the need for cash, in any form. That said, the banks, imo, are not currently setup to handle this (on a large scale) with the seamless interactions that would be necessary.

If these devices are accepted on a wide scale, I can see all of the paranoids coming out of the woodwork. A cashless society is one of the scariest societies for the Doom & Gloom crowd.
Reply #2 Top
This sounds like an onion-type story.

I can understand such a motivation, but the wording of the guy's quotes just sounds way too ridiculous.

Pet Rock was a million dollar idea too. Pet. Rock.
Reply #4 Top
This is great!  I hope it comes about!  I would love to see "the poor" of america now enter the technology age!  Oh the irony!
Reply #5 Top
Can they afford it?

I'm waiting for the Salvation Army guy outside of the store to start with it. "I don't have any cash on me." "We take Visa now. Mastercard too." "Crap."
Reply #6 Top
This sounds like an onion-type story.


It is. I posted it in "humor" for a reason (although I know some of you from other forums don't always see that).
Reply #7 Top
It is. I posted it in "humor" for a reason (although I know some of you from other forums don't always see that).


I did see the humor post, but thought it might be true. No, I probably hoped it was true!

Way to go Gideon! Now you are going to tell me there is no Santa Claus.
Reply #9 Top
(hint: break down the last name).


Cute! I missed that one as well. You and Charles should start a list of names.
Reply #10 Top
I don't get it.
Reply #12 Top
"Je nais c'est hack cough"
"What happened?"
"He spoke French!"

Reply #13 Top
LOL.

I thought you were saying you didn't get the name.

Think French, and you should be able to figure it out.
Reply #14 Top
I can't even think Frenchly or my brain will shut off.