Stop scientifically debating theological philosophies!!!

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SCENTRIFICALLY EVIDENSE RONALDS GRANDMA DOESN'T EXIST,
and how to implement that into a game of Gal Civ 2


Your Grandma cannot exist because I'm really really smart. Plus because I want to be a genius... I'm going to use words with multiple syllables that make people understand I'm smart, and through the subterfuge I will elucidate a superannuated conundrum. Everybody will know that I'm right because I will number sub-explanations with conjoining (Conjoining the right word??? I don't know I'll right it anyways.) justifications with a pinch of rationality, and I will write the numbers in dutch!
Eerst: Your grandma can't exist because there are computers, and computers are calculator machines that can use statistics so good that they can statisify-a-ly deduce whether my Sim, from The Sims 2 mind you, is going to want to go outside. Then using numbers it will mathematically generate signals to the monitor to make it look like a bunch of pixels are actually a small 3D human.
Twee: Your grandma cannot exist because computers are going to know everything, and my Sims 25 is going to have the secrets to the universe.
Drie: Because I'm really really special. In an intelligent way. I'm special like the opposite of forrest gump. I didn't even have to capitalize the second and first letters of his name.
If you argue my point then I'm going to have to show you just how special I am. Don't make me do it.

So to conclude this argumint... If you type this post really fast over and over again during a game of Gal Civ 2 Dark Avatar lots of funnies will happen.
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Reply #1 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Blah blah blah, blahblahblah, blabla, blah
Reply #2 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
You don't have to read the off topic drivel or respond.

I just wish the stuff didn't show up in recent posts since it has nothing to do with GalCiv.

People that post these off topic "debates" and whatnot have even more time on their hands than people that surf gaming forums for gaming info, and that's kinda remarkable!
Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
Reply #3 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
You don't have to read the off topic drivel or respond.


Us/we the people don't 'have' to do lots of things but we do them anyway,,, welcome to the human race my freind!
Reply #4 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Matthew please learn English before you try to write in it...note that "write" is how one should spell write.
Reply #5 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Matthew please learn English before you try to write in it...note that "write" is how one should spell write.


hmmm well spelling is a very low priority thing to comment on in this forum in my opinion.

Also i do consider English spelling makes a big joke out of that wonderful invention called an 'alphabet'.
Reply #6 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Matthew please learn English before you try to write in it...

Matthew please learn Dutch before you try to write in it... "Ten eerste", "Ten tweede", "Ten derde" would be the appropriate Dutch terms to make a list.
Reply #7 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Sounds like a couple of you didn't get Matt's point, which actually he stated quite well.
Reply #8 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
I do admit that he has a point, although stated strangely.

If you argue my point then I'm going to have to show you just how special I am. Don't make me do it.

I like this one

But I think we should just stop making these posts and respond to them (but I can't stop myself)
Reply #9 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Pretty sure although he said it poorly and in an un-logical manner, he has a very valid point. galciv2.com is a place for talk about the game Galactic Civilizations II and Stardock's other fine products, not whether or not we believe in God. I would really like to see either A) These post's not aloud or B) An option to stop anything posted in the Off Topic Forum showing up in the Recent Posts list. Sorry to be a downer, but I'm really fed up with the increasing amounts of Off Topic stuff I have to search threw to find the AAR or Strategy Guide that I'm looking for. It's just the same people going around to different websites posting the same generic arguments, taking up space in which GC2 players and appreciators could be talking about the excellent game that Stardock has provided this website for us to discuss it on.

Just my two cents, I really hope that something is done about it.

Fate,
Reply #10 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
its not just the spelling, and it seems to be contagious as "unlogical" is not even a word. Before you ask why I would point somthing like this out; my point is that it is not wise to condescend to others while stating one's point in broken English. In fact I find it quite ironic and comical. Honestly I dont know why you would consider that a well delivered point...it doesnt even pass for conversational English.
Reply #11 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
It's clear from the title that this is satire of all the debates about God currently on the forum. e seems to be saying that the people who participate in these debates often have no idea what they're talking about.
Reply #12 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
I'll get my rationalism out of your GalCiv2 forum when you get your theology out of my foreign policy, wars, judicial system, civil liberties, spending of my tax dollars, etc.
Deal?