Who helps us poor folks

I am poor and need the democrats to help me

Mrs. Clinton wants the government to help pay my mortgage because I am poor and made a bad decision with my finances,
Mr. Edwards wants to use government money to pay for me to live above the poverty line.

I really need help, my computer is almost a year old and I can’t afford a new one. I can’t afford an Iphone and I am so poor I have to make payments on my car because I don’t make enough money to buy one for cash. My kids have been forced and humiliated having used Ipods instead of new and one of my kids has to use public transportation to go to school because he can’t afford a car. We are the working poor and need help. A hand up so to speak, the mean old republicans have neglected us for the last 7 years. I don’t want to lose my home and car I just need a little help so I can live at the normal standard of living like the Clintons do. My Bentley payments are going to be past due in another month, I mean gosh I am not asking for a Roles Royce just a simple Bentley to get to and from work.

It is so rough that when we took the month of August off to go to New Orleans I could not afford a house sitter I had to have one of my kid come over and feed the cats and check on the house and the kid didn’t even clean the pool properly. I was so embarrassed because I can’t afford a pool man to keep it clean for me and I have to cut my own lawn.

My Rolex is second hand and my wife is so ashamed she is thinking of gong back to the Philippines where she was born because it is cheaper to live there than here.

We need the democrats to come in and save us from this. Sure when Mr. Clinton was in office I lost my home, my job and for a while had to live with my extended family, and under the mean old republicans I have my own business, and home again, the car is almost paid for but I still need help on that. If I could just get the government to help me pay off the Bentley and let me get a new Rolex so the people at the country club won’t whisper behind my back about the poor blacks they have to let in for affirmative action. If this economy keeps up like this my wife won’t have to wear Prada any more she can wear classy clothes. I can’t afford a plasma TV So I had to buy a projection TV that turns my wall into a 15 x 22 foot screen.
I try and try but I just can’t seem to make enough money to get into the middle class. Elect democrats so we can all have enough to survive on like the Edwards and Clintons.
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I think you posted on the wrong category. Humor is just a few lines up on the dropdown list.
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Lets see. I have a 1994 Ford Explorer in semi good conditions with insurance, had a 1992 ford Explorer as well in good enough to get to work conditions but broke down and had to junk it, have 3 color TVs, 3 dvd players, one portable DVD player with 2 screens, 2 computers, furniture, Internet, satellite TV, a stereo, an iPod shuffle 1st generation, one 4 gig and a 1 gig memory stick, 3 printers, a Nintendo Gamecube, PS2, Nintendo DS, Nintendo 64.

Wow, for a poor guy struggling to pay his bills, I sure have a lot of crap. But none of this stuff is state of the art, 2007 models so I am gonna vote for Democrats to see if I can improve these items in this fashion:

94 ford explorer - 2008 Ford explorer
92 broken ford explorer - 2009 Chevy Camaro
3 color TVs - 3 High Definition flat screen plasma TV's
3 DVD players - 3 HD Blue-ray DVD, with internal Hard drives for recording.
1 portable DVD player with 2 screens - 1 Blue-ray DVD player with 4 screens
2 computers - 1 desktop AMD athlon 64 quad core with 2 terabytes of hard drive space, 8 gigs of memory 2 dual Nvidia SLI video cards and 2 Alien where laptops
furniture - everything brand new and full sets
Internet - the fastest there is and free
Satellite TV - I'll handle this part
3 printers - 2 all in one printers and 1 photo printer
a stereo - an 8.1 1000 watts Bose stereo surround system
an iPod shuffle 1st generation - 80 gig next generation iPod video
one 4 gig and a 1 gig memory stick - two 8 gig memory sticks with U3 technology and fingerprint lock.
a Nintendo Gamecube, PS2, Nintendo DS, Nintendo 64 - PS3, Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii, PSP and all the games me and my kids can play

Well, I think my letter to Santa, I mean John Edwards and Billary Clinton is ready. I hope I didn't miss anything, wouldn't want them to go after the horrible rich people of this country for it.
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I think you posted on the wrong category. Humor is just a few lines up on the dropdown list.


`That is the problem with you conservatives. I make a heart felt plea for help and you laugh at me! I just want my small part of the American dream like Mr. Edwards and Mrs. Clinton. For this I am ridiculed? You conservatives are so heartless!
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That is the problem with you conservatives. I make a heart felt plea for help and you laugh at me! I just want my small part of the American dream like Mr. Edwards and Mrs. Clinton. For this I am ridiculed? You conservatives are so heartless!


I'm sorry, you said something? I guess we are also good at ignoring things, kinda like Bush. Just ask Col what's his name.
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kinda like Bush. Just ask Col what's his name.


col. Gene is a great man! A legend in his own mind. What can you say about a man that is so pure that he has never been touched by reality? He says we should all pay higher taxes so you all can pay for my Bently. See how smart the col is?