I guess I'm just a puss.....

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It's official...I am an Atkins dropout...I quit.....Atkins is the diet they serve you in Hell....it's everything that's wrong with everything else, and I hate it....I am now a Weight Watchers follower, and am happier for it....it'll work, because after all, it's common sense...common sense is what the world needs more of, aside from love....


Fellow weight-losers, I have 6 words for you, if you have not already heard them: Faygo Diet Key Lime Pie Soda......go get some, and then say thank you.......


Later, losers,

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I just love the way you finish your blogs, later losers, hehe! Sooo friendly, lol! I tried Slim Fast once, and I was so disappointed at the taste of it, was yucky! Apparently though that's the point, to make you not want alot of it! So what you starve, I swear some sadistic folks in the fitness/dieting worlds, grrr!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Don't feel bad, I dropped off Atkins too.  I didn't lose that much weight on it, and got really frustrated at feeling like crap with nothing to show for it.  I ended up losing 40lbs in an entirely different method, an extremely unhealthy one at that!

So, how much have you lost so far?

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Atkins is for retarded people. If God only wanted us to eat certain foods he wouldn't have created such a variety. We need every food group to be healthy......and Jesus is the BREAD of life. That must mean bread's a good thing.

Trinitie
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

If God only wanted us to eat certain foods he wouldn't have created such a variety. We need every food group to be healthy......and Jesus is the BREAD of life.


I'm sorry, I thought this was a thread about weight loss.  My bad.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I ended up losing 40lbs in an entirely different method, an extremely unhealthy one at that!

Sounds intriguing!!! care to share.....
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

I am now a Weight Watchers follower


I hope Weight Watchers works for you; it certainly allows greater variety than Atkins.  However, I urge you to please resist the overwhelming temptation to tell everyone else how many points the banana, chocolate bar, slice of pizza, diet coke...whatever, they are eating amounts to.  A friend on Weight Watchers is driving me insane with it, I think she might be losing more friends than weight!


Good Luck.


I'm sorry, I thought this was a thread about weight loss. My bad.


um.  me, too!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Atkins destroyed my tv dinners!
Thomas
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

WW works great as long as you really follow it.  What *really* works well is their old version that broke it down into dietary exchanges.  It forced to follow a healthy food pyramid.  I'll see if I can dig it up (my Mom is a life member, so I grew up on the old WW diet.....too bad I didn't follow it after I moved out )

Minute Maid makes a 5 calorie lemonade if you like lemonade.  It's *really* good, too.  you'll never tell that it's not the full sugar stuff.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
take lots of drugs and dance all night!

I dont know how constuctive that is for you - but it certainly is solution to the weight problem!!!

BAM!!!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Faygo Diet Key Lime Pie Soda..


Faygo is still around? I thought only the free ad time they got from the Insane Clown Posse was keeping them afloat! That pie sounds mighty tasty though.