We Need A Liberal President

Kinda like how Bush & Co. has convinced everyone how fucked up and UN-conservative the Conservatives are?

Or not.

You like the status quo? Seriously, you're satisfied with the government we have now? You think Bush has done an excellent job?

Last I checked Bush won't be running in '08.

Conservatives will be. Do you like the way our CONSERVATIVE President has governed?

Different ones, sure.



Depends upon what aspects. Do I like the fact we're at war? No, that would be quite insane. Do I like the fact that we've beefed up security? Certainly. Do I like the fact that we have a strong, healthy economy? Certainly. Do I like the fact that tax cuts increased Federal revenues? Certainly.

Do I enjoy writing sarcastic articles? Absolutely.

I like the fact that we have a strong, healthy economy

Slow down, fella, this may not be for long. Investors have the jitters.

 

Yes, it would mean tax increases and most likely would mean rampant government spending.

True, like repairing bridges, schools--perhaps finally New Orleans.

I'm surprised Texaii even bothers to comment.

Investors always have the jitters about something or other, the market goes up and the market goes down. The overall economy is good and has been for some time.

You must surprise easily.

Yep.

The article was a sarcastic, tongue in cheek poke at those with extreme political views, on both sides. Perhaps the humor is too subtle? I thought the last two sentences would be a dead give away. Ah well, humor is tough. Sometimes ya hit a home run, sometimes ya strike out.

My wife voiced a similar comment the other night, actually. She said that it would, once and for all, call their collective bluff on how poorly the Republicans have performed and how much better they can do. Their claims of superiority would be given a chance and, after four years of sheer hellish socialism, we'd finally be rid of the modern Democratic party.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Investors always have the jitters about something or other, the market goes up and the market goes down. The overall economy is good and has been for some time.

Liberal rule number 33.  Markets only go up when liberals are in charge, and only go down when Conservatives are.  Any deviation from this rule is due to the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

Rule 33 Corollary - Substitute Economy for Markets in previous statement.

I always find this hilarious as neither side could possibly get their shit together well enough to actually carry out the trash let alone a vast conspiracy.

We need a Liberal President like I need a frontal Lobotomy.

It can be argued I need it but who wants to go there?

Probably a good thing you added that second sentence

Yes the more liberal the better, who needs all this G-d stuff anyways? let there be public displays in schools of homosexuality, Give the Muslims their own prayer rooms and foot baths, but make the Christians take off their crosses in schools because it upsets the vampires, no more garlic either, same reason. Change Genesis to read Adam and Steve, enough with this sexist Adam and Eve bullshit. Drugs for everyone!. the taxes alone for the drugs will help the nations debt. Every School should have a drug room for study hall, where the kids can safely shoot up heroin under supervision, using clean needles. All future paychecks will have an extra 10% bum tax taken out to help the less fortunate, We need to reduce the size of the military, no more of this 15 month tour stuff, you rotate in for one day and rotate back out for 11 years. All firearms must be turned in to the BATF, under penalty of death. Only Liberals will be allowed to have guns and oh yeh criminals.

Kind of like calling Bush a moron in one breath, and then blaming him for the 9-11 conspiracy in the next.