Kzinti Empire ranked #10

Viewscreens across the Kzinti Empire flicker to life with the seal of the Imperial Riit family shining forth, indicating that an official message from the Patriarch will soon follow. As the emblem fades, the regal image of the Patriarch takes its place. Even though countless parsecs separate most of the Kzinti from their sovereign, the sheer power of his regal presence is overwhelming to many. As with all Kzinti warriors, there is also the hint of barely-leashed ferocity underlying his majestic demeanor, as light glints off the visible tips of razor-sharp fangs. The Patriarch begins to speak:

"My loyal subjects and brave Heroes, I am extremely pleased with our progress in this new galaxy. Our dominion has expanded four-fold and the Kzinti now stalk the lands of many worlds. There have been foes both strong and pathetic, but they were all unable to withstand our relentless assault. Some were completely surprised, and others were paralyzed by fear as we pounced upon their worlds and devoured them. There were a few foes who fought courageously, such as these Fremen from the desert planet Arrakis, who fought like cornered terrenki!" The Patriarch slightly nods his head in a show of respect to these fierce rivals. "The Kzinti have asserted their rightful dominance and surpassed their 'imperium'. Many of our brave t’kzintar fell in battle, and died with honor, giving their lives to the Empire. We have made great progress, but many worlds still lie fallow under the control of other civilizations. Any brave Heroes who have not yet allied themselves with us are welcome to join the Kzinti in subjugating the lesser species." The Patriarch bares his fangs in challenge to the rest of the galaxy. "The hunt continues! We are very very hungry…"

Sentient species taste better... Sentient species taste better...
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BTW, KP, I was very flattered by the invite. If I ever do decide to apply to an 'Empire', I'll keep you guys in mind (though I must admit that the entire concept of these 'teams' that have no other relationship to each other other than posting collective scores is just a little bizarre to me.)

Now, there is the problem that you guys are avowed Evil, and I'm habitually playing Altarians who ultimately go Neutral...but if it ever comes up you can just keep in mind that my general reaction to being eaten is similar to Tommy Lee Jones.

Probably more important to you, I'm currently in the process of learning to cope with the Obscene difficulty level. I lose...regularly. And if I am playing a Metaverse game...I post it.

Again, thanks.

drrider

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H'rrrr....well said! We are not what you call evil, but merely seek to assert our rightful place at the top of the galactic food-chain. We have found that Humans and Altarians are both equally delicious, but there are some from among both of those species that have the true spirit of a t'kzintar within them. We will welcome such beings to our Empire with great honor and comraderie. They will learn to speak the Heroes Tongue and earn their names through valor and battle.

Thanks drrider...

Sentient species taste better... Sentient species taste better...

Reply #3 Top
Well done, Kzinti Empire! It's not easy breaking into the top 10.

P.S. Look right behind you. We're coming for you. Here kitty kitty.   

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Congratulations to the 10th place!!!. Its certainly not easy to get so far...

By the way:
The Kzinti empire might be strong, it might be hungry too, but oposition is on its way...brave, such as good and neutral wariors are holding together standing up and ready for the war. The TALES OF FREEDOM empire welcomes you !

PS: sorry KzintiPatriarch, I didn't meant to poluate the post, it's just about some marketing...
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here kitty kitty here kitty kitty.
Reply #6 Top
Well done, Kzinti Empire! It's not easy breaking into the top 10.

P.S. Look right behind you. We're coming for you. Here kitty kitty.


"All our senses are keen MottiKhan, so we need not look behind us. We would smell you coming from many octals away!" There is a sort of coughing/spitting noise, which your universal translater interprets as laughter. "Be warned that the claws on our feet are as sharp as those on our hands. And to look behind is to look into the past, which is dead and gone. The Kzinti look to the future full of battle and the many enemies that will have their lifeblood spilled by us. We will grow ever stronger on the flesh of our foes."

Thanks for the congrats MottiKhan!

No problem Loups, and thanks for the congrats. Good luck with the shiny-happy empire.

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Reply #7 Top
Thanks for inviting my character Esca to join you.
He was a 'one off' and I will not be using him again, so there is little point in him joining you.
Thanks anyway.
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Thanks for inviting my character Esca to join you.


No problem Embird...any of your characters are welcome to join.

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Reply #9 Top
Just stopping in to wish our brothers in arms evil luck!   

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"That looks like a tasty snack MottiKhan, but hardly a satisfying meal for a full-grown Kzin. It seems that your wish to curse us has had no effect, as the power of the Kzinti Empire is now nearly double that of your Tyranny of Evil. Our intellignce reports indicate that we are now the 5th most powerful civilization in this galaxy. It is unfortunate that you can't accept the natural dominance of the Kzinti, for if your warriors were to fight alongside our heroic t'kzintar, the entire galaxy would tremble in fear!"

Funny pic!

Sentient species taste better... Sentient species taste better...
Reply #11 Top
Yes, a tasty snack for our brothers in arms. BTW...Evil luck is the best kind, so it wasn't a curse. We wish it among our empire as well.

One day, when you're ready, we'll show you the true nature of evil.   

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:sniffs around curiously as he explores the wake of the Kzinti Patriarch as he gets more familure with the happinings in this crazy place, that is so vastly new to hims.