mine collapse in Utah bushes fault

i just thought i would beat gene to it.

i don't know how bush caused the earthquake. but as we know that kind of info isn't important. just blaming bush for it is.
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Basically, it's the truth. It's not directly Bush's fault, it's all his supporters in the state. Their cultural ineptitude singlehandedly caused the shaking of the earth.
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The earthquake was actually caused by the release of the tension along "Bush's Fault" a well known fault-line in the area.
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is that the same fault that runs under genes house
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"is that the same fault that runs under genes house"

  
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what earthquake?
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i wrote this before the government said there wasn't an earthquake. but then they also said they wouldn't know for sure until after they investigate. which will happen after they rescue the 6 men.
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i don't know how bush caused the earthquake. but as we know that kind of info isn't important. just blaming bush for it is.


Bush's policies didn't stop the earth's plates from moving and crashing into each other and therefor creating the earthquake (if there was one) because the trillions spent on the war could have been used to create technology to stop the plates from moving, or maybe technology to prevent the mines from collapsing from earthquakes (if there was one).

But if it wasn't an earthquake and maybe a mistake by one of the workers, then Bush is at fault for not giving more money to educate these workers in proper safety because that money was used to kill innocent Iraqis in Iraq.

Then again it could have been that the constant shelling and bombings we did in Iraq at first could have destabilized the earths plates and slowly moved them towards the US and created the earthquake (if there was one) that caused the collapse and since it was Bush who orders the strikes then it was his fault.

Did I miss any possible reason that would make Bush responsible for this disaster?
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The earthquake was actually caused by the release of the tension along "Bush's Fault" a well known fault-line in the area.


Heh, so it was "Bush's fault". So we can blame the illegal immigration problem on San Andreas. You know, San Andreas fault.
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tension along "Bush's Fault"


Awesome Pun!!!!
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Did I miss any possible reason that would make Bush responsible for this disaster?

Failure to change domestic energy policy kept the need for coal to be mined in the first place.
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"Awesome Pun!!!!"

Thanks, and very much deserving of 4 exclamation points, for sure.
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because the trillions spent on the war could have been used to create technology to stop the plates from moving, or maybe technology to prevent the mines from collapsing from earthquakes (if there was one).


Or to pay off Superman to turn back time and stop the earthquake and rescue Lois Lane from her car, as she is listening to Supertramp on the stereo.\

Saaaaaaaayyy! Maybe George W. Bush is really Lex Luthor!
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No, G.W.B. is NOT Lex Luthor.

I am absolutely sure of this.

Because, wouldn't that make Col. Gene... Superman?
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Just for the record:

There was no earthquake. The only seismic movement that day was the collapse of the poorly-designed, unsafe and "in violation of X rule and Y rule" mine.

The owner is a total douche bag, and refuses to take responsibility for the collapse, even though he's the one who's been skating by, breaking the rules this whole time.
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There was no earthquake. The only seismic movement that day was the collapse of the poorly-designed, unsafe and "in violation of X rule and Y rule" mine.

The owner is a total douche bag, and refuses to take responsibility for the collapse, even though he's the one who's been skating by, breaking the rules this whole time.


Ah so it really is Bush's fault, for not making a policy that would have changed the owners position as "a total douche bag" to a decent guy who actually cares for the people and not the money he's making.
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the export that fox interviewed yesterday said that 325 violations is a small number compared to most mines. the only question is where they doing reverse mining or not.

and they also said that they wouldn't know for sure about the quake until they got into where the men are trapped.
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the export that fox interviewed yesterday said that 325 violations is a small number compared to most mines. the only question is where they doing reverse mining or not.


I'm going to have to rehash this one for y'all...some of you weren't here when the Sago disaster hit.

First off, infractions can be written up for a large number of things. It's easy to get infractions. You can get an infraction, for instance, for having gasoline at the mining level (occasionally used for cleaning parts, even though it is a no-no), because gasoline emissions don't meet the standards for an enclosed environment. The question is, WHAT were the infractions for? That makes all the difference in whether blame is to be assigned or not.

Second, there are some very serious issues with workplace enforcement. When I worked in the mines, we HAD an MSHA inspection. At the beginning of the shift, the foreman handed us a handful of red tags and told us to tag off all moving equipment. If it moved or was meant to move, it got red tagged. The miners who worked on the stopes were instructed to close off all stopes and mark them off. The idea was, they basically obstructed any legitimate inspection. But only the greenest of greenhorns would fall for that. After all, if every stope was closed off and every piece of equipment red tagged, what exactly were we doing? I find it unlikely to even begin to surmise that money wasn't changing hands somewhere.

See, underground mining is an extremely dangeous industry. If accidents of all categories are tallied, underground mining is the most dangerous profession. Crab fishing often takes top billing, because the majority of their deaths fall into a single category: drowning. But in mining, there are haulage deaths, falls, crushing deaths, electrocution...a whole number of nasty ways to die. Because of this, what the foreman says goes. You cannot go underground unless you have first been certified. And when you go underground, what the foreman says goes.

I would definitely wait before assigning blame on this one. It may not be terribly cut and dry.
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The owner is a total douche bag, and refuses to take responsibility for the collapse, even though he's the one who's been skating by, breaking the rules this whole time.


Maybe the earthquake was due to low levels of vinegar and water in the owner. ;~D
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I still stand by my "Bush's Fault" joke, earthquake or no.

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I still stand by my "Bush's Fault" joke, earthquake or no.


I wouldn't stand by that fault, that sounds dangerous.
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"I wouldn't stand by that fault, that sounds dangerous."

Argh. Groan. Choke. Death.
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Actually, looking at that mine's worker injury/fatality record they were well above the national average for safety. It was one of the safest mines in the country.

I'm pretty sure Bush redirected the money from the ground support force field project and sent them to Iraq.
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what earthquake?


The 3.2 magnitude one we had here in Virginia.
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what earthquake?


The 3.2 magnitude one we had here in Virginia.


I'm sure that was just Bush dropping the ball.
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Have to be one heck of a big ball.