new muslim worries

harry potter contamanats young minds.


new pet food factory in england is planning on raining pork down on the muslims
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I have tried not to make comments about your puntuation and grammar, but this entire "post" reads like gibberish.
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the Iranians are worried that the new harry potter book destroys young minds.

a group of Muslims in england are concerned that the new pet food factory. in their town is planning on raining pork down on the Muslims heads. on purpose or accident
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if i were them i'd be concerned lest lost dani decided to convert to islam
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I have tried not to make comments about your puntuation and grammar, but this entire "post" reads like gibberish.


I'm sad to say that I have to agree.

if i were them i'd be concerned lest lost dani decided to convert to islam


Sounds like a movie for Wes Cravens.
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the Iranians are worried that the new harry potter book destroys young minds.


Honestly, this is not even worthy of a blogg. Harry Potter is the least of my worries, I'm about as afraid of Harry being bad to my brain as I am of a ketchup stain on a white t-shirt. And I can care less what Muslims think of it. Not unless they plan on using Harry Potter as another excuse to fly planes in buildings.

a group of Muslims in england are concerned that the new pet food factory. in their town is planning on raining pork down on the Muslims heads. on purpose or accident


What does rain have anything to do with pet food? LOL. Sorry, couldn't resist. Anywho, so what brand pet food do Muslims prefer to eat? I'm not sure which is Mel Gibson's fav dog food brand but maybe he can be their food taster. They could always go for cat food, it tends to be seafood most of the time.
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Dude, you're starting to scare me. Even Col gene's articles are starting to make more sense and seem more interesting at this point.
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Daniel, do you just read other JoeUser articles, and then post a sentence summarizing each article you read?
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lets see i get chewed out for writing one sentence or two. and then you chew me out when i write like little whip just did in another post.

sure my spelling is bad. i was the first one to say that. and i cant write but then i have spent nearly 20 years driving cab and shuttles and ice cream trucks. not a lot of writing in those jobs. so as i have said in other posts i have been hiding under a rock as far as writing is concerned.

now what is everyone elses excuse.
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sure my spelling is bad. i was the first one to say that. and i cant write but then i have spent nearly 20 years driving cab and shuttles and ice cream trucks. not a lot of writing in those jobs. so as i have said in other posts i have been hiding under a rock as far as writing is concerned.


Why do you blog here, danielost? Do you WANT to get read, do you aspire to get your point across? If you do, it's in your own best interests to take constructive criticism seriously. If you don't, oh well, it's your life.
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driving cab and shuttles and ice cream trucks


as does/did jesseledesma and lw/eoi. based on this very tiny sample, i can only conclude:

a. your ice cream truck gig musta opened and closed the same day so you reaped none of the benefits.

b. one hour of cab driving is capable of completely undoing an hour behind the wheel of an ice cream truck.
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We're lucky he can speak English after driving a cab for any length of time.   
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For crying out loud, I spent 3 1/2 years assembling CRUTCH PARTS! Not aa job noted for fomenting creative thought!

And I'm not a professional writer either. More's the pity. The world could use more Gid
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Ive spent my life writing and reading. But I'm an accountant, again, not a job noted for formenting creative thought, until Enron. And that was not in the field of writing, but scheming.
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What was this article about again?

and i cant write but then i have spent nearly 20 years driving cab and shuttles and ice cream trucks.


So what you are saying is that cab drivers, shuttle drivers and ice cream truck drivers are illiterate?
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The day you 'write like LW' is the day LW will kiss your hairy ass on main street.



i didn't mean as good as you but as long winded as you.



So what you are saying is that cab drivers, shuttle drivers and ice cream truck drivers are illiterate?


no i said that i was hiding from people.


What was this article about again?


read the 1st and or 3rd post again.


you and i said the same thing but it only took me three sentences to say it where as you had to write a book. or whoever wrote about the samething i did.
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I'm not a professional writer either. More's the pity. The world could use more Gid


exactly my opinion too. you may recall me mentioning it about three years ago (more than a few times, too--although i hate to nag anyone so as of recently, i've just been thinking it to myself)

not only would the world benefit, but you and your family would as well cuz even if you didn't make a cent more than you do now (highly unlikely), you'd be doing something for which you seem to be so well equipped.
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not only would the world benefit, but you and your family would as well cuz even if you didn't make a cent more than you do now (highly unlikely), you'd be doing something for which you seem to be so well equipped.


Exactly. If I can waltz into a journalism job at a highly respected newspaper without any experience then you should be able to do it as well. You write better than I do and you actually seem to care about the facts.
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I have tried not to make comments about your puntuation and grammar, but this entire "post" reads like gibberish.


I have tried not to make comments about your punctuation and grammar, but this entire "post" reads like gibberish.
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no i said that i was hiding from people.


You know, I'm not quite sure I understand how you express yourself. How can you be hiding while driving a cab, a shuttle and an ice cream truck. If anything 2 out of those 3 positions are actually people who do everything within their power to be noticed. Cabs with all the ads they carry now a days, every inch of the car/van is a potential ad spot. And an ice cream truck, with his child-calling music always makes sure they are heard and seen. But I can see how you can end up writing the way you do based on these jobs. After all as an ice cream truck driver you probably spent a lot of time writing list of products to fill the truck and making calculations of sales which would have you writing pretty much in the still you do. Because you do write as if every sentence is part of a list. All you need is numbers in front of every sentence. The same can be said about a taxi driver, except not listing products but maybe how many people and what areas driven to and mileage.

Still man, you're making more excuses than Bush is. My grammar and spelling aren't the best. But I have learned to cut back on the mistakes thanks to my spelling program on my FireFox browser. It finds less and less every time cause I learn as I make the mistakes.
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as a cab driver you have contact with most passengers for a grand total of 15 minutes at a time. sometimes longer. as a shuttle driver it is up to an hour. as an ice cream driver it is about 5 minutes at most. and i am using spellchecker
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when i don't get excited and forget to spell words like strange as strange instead of strage. and other little mistakes. as Christ said let the one who hasn't made mistakes throw the first rock.
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I believe it says cast the first stone, but who's checking, right.
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ok cast the first stone. i am sure that if throw was a word at the time he would have said throw.
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"Throw the first rock" is close enough for me, as Jesus didn't say it in English anyway.