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I'm voting for Bush!

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I'm voting for Bush!

I don't like him, but I dislike him least of all.

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What I enjoy about David Wong's Pointless Waste of Time (which contains vulgar content so beware!) is that Mr. Wong writes many of his articles in a style that is easy to read. That style, of course, is the list, which usually consists of fifty reasons why Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, or Eminem sucks. Not only is it easy to read though, but it's also much easier to write than an essay with transitions and paragraphs. And so, in light of those facts, I present to you...

10 Reasons I'm Voting for Bush and not Kerry

  1. Kerry's more indecisive on issues than Arnold Schwarznegger was during California's recall.
  2. Bush is the most reasonable candidate out of all the major candidates. Kerry, Nader, and any Libertarian candidate are that bad!
  3. I prefer a ex-crackhead in office to somebody that would sell their soul for power.
  4. Anybody but Kerry!
  5. John McCain and Al Gore, candidates for whom I'd vote, aren't in the election.
  6. Ross Perot and Hollywood Hogan, other preferable candidates, also aren't in the election.
  7. The Democrat Party has declined in quality over the last four years. This is evident in the fact that their best hope is in a shameless sycophant.
  8. I have more respect for somebody who'll do what they believe is right even in the face of large amounts of criticism more than somebody who'll sit on the fence because he's too afraid to lose alienate a potential voter.
  9. Kerry reminds me too much of Eddy from Ed, Edd, and Eddy, except while Eddy will do anything for cash, Kerry will do anything for power. He also isn't as entertaining.
  10. Screw Flanders!

What are your reasons for not voting for Kerry?

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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ah, I see.... So you're a Brit living in the US! Don't know why, but I actually thought it was the other way around... Well then I certainly see your point.
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't understand why Bush's religious beliefs bother people so much. If he fights to turn the U.S. into a Christian theocracy, then maybe they'll start to bother me. Sure, he'll fight for certain things because of his own religious beliefs, but is that any worse than fighting for something for any other reason? I guess I can't take all the fear of Christianity seriously anymore than I can take the far religious right's fear of America being the most immoral and evil place on Earth.
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
Top ten reasons to vote for Kerry

10. It is inevitable that the Taliban will come to rule America. Voting for Kerry will help speed America's tradition from a fascist republic of Bush to a blissful Islamic utopia.
9. Kerry will help convince unborn youth across the nation that not only is it okay if they choose to be born gay, it's very admirable if they choose not to be born at all.
8. Tax cuts for hippies. Hippies don't deserve to have to pay taxes, because they are so infinitely more peaceful and beneficial to the world. Only numbskulls like Draginol should pay taxes, and they should also have to work as slave laborers in prisons so that criminals don't have to suffer.
7. Kerry speaks French, which is the language of the enlightened european humanists, while English is the language of American trailor trash.
6. Kerry will ensure that Wiccans get equal representation in the boy scouts.
5. Americans need to learn how to be better aristocrats and intellectuals. The lower classes must cease to be lower class, and learn to enjoy fine wine and expensive European art. Kerry can teach them.
4. Kerry will allow worthless white southerners to be desexed and exterminated for science so that Canadians and upstanding New Englanders can find cures to all that ails them.
3. Kerry will bring peace and love to earth, and make sure that every child has access to all the marijuana they need so that they can get high and bomb corporations, and so that they can plant daisies and make free love on Sundays.
2. So that America can be freed from the clutches of the wicked, conservative pope.
1. Because conservatives don't know how to live their own lives, and liberals have to tell them to listen to NPR and reject morality and tradition in favor of sexual humanism.
Reply #30 from PolMach Forums Top
I live in Massachusetts and I am voting for Bush. I know my vote does not really matter since Mass will almost certainly go for Kerry but I can make it that much closer. Here are my ten reasons to help Bush win:

10. It will piss Rosy O’Donnell off.
9. It will piss Bin Laden off.
8. It will piss all remaining Taliban off.
7. It will piss Saddam Hussein off.
6. It will piss Ted Kennedy off.
5. It will piss Al Franken off.
4. It will piss Al Gore off.
3. It will piss Bill Clinton off.
2. It will piss Hillary Clinton off.
1. It will piss Michael Moore off.