Worst Haiku Ever?

Inspired by SC's Worst Haiku Ever

from JoeUser Forums
My dove flew high. Coo!
Don't know what else to say, so...
I'll just say Hi. Cool?
writing
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Life comes back around
the sixties had that COOL sound
Gen-X has now Found

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's not the best but
it could have been much, much worse.
I could have wrote it.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Joe,
(Citizen)Shovelheat

Glad you liked it.

Doc,
Life comes back around
the sixties had that COOL sound
Gen-X has now Found

It's suppose to be bad ones. Your haiku is good.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Jythier,
It's not the best but
it could have been much worse.
I could have wrote it.

Well since your second line has only six syllables I definitely could've written your's.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

It's suppose to be bad ones. Your haiku is good.

So you say!

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Syllables are definitely not supposed to be counted.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good one, Chris.

Jythier,

Following is a definition of haiku from Dictionary.com:

hai·ku [hahy-koo] Pronunciation Key –noun, plural -ku for 2.

1. a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.

2. a poem written in this form.

So in fact, syllables are how these are determined. I'm not trying to be pedantic, just want to point out the facts, is all.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
just want to point out the facts, is all.


Dynamaso the Haiku Nazi!   (just kidding!  )
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
ModMan,
Bless you, udigit , I digit too.

Thanks, I'm glad udugit.

Doc,
So you say!

Your haiku was good.

Jythier,
Syllables are definitely not supposed to be counted.

Is that right? I didn't count on that.   
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mark,
Good one, Chris.

Thanks, mate.

BTW ... You taught me a new word. I never knew what pedantic meant before. I had to look it up.

Shovel,
Dynamaso the Haiku Nazi!

It almost sounds like a professional wrestler's name.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
No, the worst haiku ever
was written just now
it's completely ass backwards
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mason,
No, the worst haiku ever
was written just now
it's completely ass backwards

Backwards or not, I liked it.

BTW .. Completely ass backwards was one of the nicknames my dad called me.

Sean,
glad to inspire
it's nice to be reckognized
i enjoyed your post

Think I have a curse
No good when it comes to verse
I can do lot worse
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sean,
from what i have seen
you are pretty good at this
better than i am

What's wrong with your eyes
Take a poll, I win the prize
My haikus draws flies.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
oh, come on now, please
i am now out of ideas
i can't even finish this with a verse containing 5 syllables unless you count the fact that i had "5 syllables" in the text of this last sentence.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

Merry Christmas, uDig!

 

Where are you?

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Merry Christmas, uDig!

Thanks, Ted! Hope your Christmas was most joyous.

Where are you?

I sneak in here every now and then to leave comments. Now I just need to trying writing an article since it's been awhile. But again it's only been since June.