Top 10 reasons to go back to the moon
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10) To make a spinoff of the TV show “24” and call it “720”
9) So we can make a new reality show “Moon Base Idol”.
8) So we can follow up that reality show with “So you think you can float”.
7) Bush can have an excuse why he fumbles his words.
6) To make sure Saddam didn’t hide his WMD’s there.
5) So Kim Jong Il can’t reach us.
4) To see if Redbull would still sell.
3) To see if illegals can make it that far.
2) So we can build a celebrity jail/resort for Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
1) So we can finally say we went to the moon without a doubt.
9) So we can make a new reality show “Moon Base Idol”.
8) So we can follow up that reality show with “So you think you can float”.
7) Bush can have an excuse why he fumbles his words.
6) To make sure Saddam didn’t hide his WMD’s there.
5) So Kim Jong Il can’t reach us.
4) To see if Redbull would still sell.
3) To see if illegals can make it that far.
2) So we can build a celebrity jail/resort for Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
1) So we can finally say we went to the moon without a doubt.
One things for sure, there won't be many treehugers, animal activist or illegals there.