MMMMMMMMM, CHERRY FLAVOURED

Lessee, where is that darn "Ride of the Valkyries" bit ... oh, ok, here it is ...

[music blares from everywhere][evil munchkins begin to panic]
Ahem. Evil, beware! ElWhopO Rides Again!
BTW I kicked the Devil's azz (that pussy) right off my ****** planet!
MuWaHa-HaHaHaaa!

Seriously tho, nice to see you all having fun, too. Good Luck!

The devil? That whiny little pinkish clad wimp? Meh. He tried to join, but we voted him off. Not eeeeeviruuuul enough for our empire.   

The Devil?? Hmmm? Oh yeah... Wasn't he that horned fella toting the care bear around with him all the time? We'd have Gargamel in this empire before that pitch forked wuz!

Glad to see you drop by ElWhopO, feel free, if you have a spare slot, to come and join us, i know you want to let the tyrant side of you out for a play....join us or be sweeped aside in our apocalyptic tirade of evil....

My, how our evil is spreading, (drumming fingers together) Excellent!

/Bad Muther Fraker\

Well I just took an evil quiz over at the core. I apparently have no feelings? I care for nobody, But that is untrue, I care for me memememememememe. I would like to join the evilness with a new character I believe I will call the VULTURE.
By the way I brought hame a baby mouse I found for my son and it died. I cried, am I still evil enough  

Were you mourning for the loss of a pure evil mouse, one that was destined to destoy all other mice?? Then yes, you can cry.

We welcome the VULTURE to the empire and hope your evil reign lasts forever.....

/Bad Muther Fraker\

[stealth mode] *sniff, sniff* (We take in injured animals sometimes and nurse them back to health before releasing them back into the wild. Some don't make it, so I know how you felt.)

Don't let neilo know though.    [/stealth mode]

Um, yeah. Eviruulll enough! Welcome, VULTURE! Bwahahahaha!

I believe I could have trained it not only to take over all mice but to feed on the carcasesses of cats,rats and dogs as well  

How's this for evil, I cheated in MONOPOLY against my 6 year old son just to watch him cry.  

Thanks, neilo. I am looking for that series by Piers Anthony (Bio of a Space Tyrant) so I can re-read it. I sometimes think about letting the Tyrant out ... but then why pretend? I'm a Tyrant now!!

[edit] yea, the devil was probably the one thattalked kinda squeeky ... new nickname is "Football" [/edit]

What, did you let yourself run out out of reanimation fluid? Again?!?

It may not be too late, Rite Evil might have some in stock. It's usually on the shelf between the Whoop-Ass and the Wife-B-Gone. Hurry!

I do not know, are you all as evil as me? or are you pretending  

PRETENDING!!!! I'll tell you how evil i am!!!

The other day as i was walking down the street, i cam across an old lady standing by the sidewalk, and even though she had no intentions of crossing the road i helped her across anyway.....

Now that's evil!!!



Remember all, the Metaverse council is holding it's elections this week. To read about the MVC elections see this thread WWW Link and for the election itself see here WWW Link.

Good luck to all nominee's.

/Bad Muther Fraker\

Man, thats worse than me cheating my son in monopoly, Did you kick a couple of puppies on the way as well?  

No, no puppies, though a few kittens got in my way so i took em home and threw them in my sarlac pit.....

Ha! We're the mostest evilest empirest of them all!





Ahh, yes. That's my favorite shop.   



No doubt about it. That one even scared me a little bit.

The evirul continues with yet another member joining our ranks! A warm welcome to DanTheMonkeyMan!


That brings the empire to 5. In order of joining IIRC...

neilo
drakk123
MottiKhan
PlayJeff45
DanTheMonkeyMan

Mwahahahaha! Downward! Spiraling into the depths of...um...uhh...hmm...

...really deep dark places of deep darkness!

Ummmmm? Yea, almost really well said, and in other NEWSSSS....

We is kicking some pansey fluffy ass.  

Just a reminder that any and all that are interested in the metaverse should check out the Voting for MVC Councilors starts Now thread and add your voice and your vote.

Just a quick plug for the MVC. The goal of the Metaverse Council (MVC) is to increase participation and interest in the metaverse. There has already been a lot of work done on the AltMeta and the MVC has been instrumental in these improvements. There's still a lot that can be done. We share a common goal, please add your opinion and support.

Oh plueeasee!!!

Welcome to DanTheMonkeyMan!! Hope you are having an evil day

I'm working on a monster game atm with the Drengin for Purge's tourney....man what a headache so far. since about 6 months in i have at war with 7 civs!!! Let me tell you, it is really dragging the game out. Year 10 and no end in sight, good news is that the score, with any luck will be 100k plus

We will very soon be in the top 20 i hope, great work every one!

Remember as Mumblefratz has said, the MVC elections are being held right now, so if you haven't yet voted, please do.

Here's a little i voted sticker for us MottiKhan,

An epic game, neilo? Sounds like fun.   

Thanks for the sticker! I can't figure it out though. When I cut it out of my monitor and stuck it on the wall, it looked like another blank piece of screen. Maybe it's my monitor. I should try my boss's.   

Remember to vote in the elections, everyone! It's your evil duty!   

MottiKhan, you have to put it on Windows to make it work!   

neilo, I decided that I liked the evil Altarian leader I came up with in the LoserTournament thread, so I renamed my third character 'Slay Belle' in her honor and have joined it with the Tyranny. I love the HCH, where I keep my main character, but sometimes it's just not evil enough for me, you know?

If we need to prove we're evil enough for the Tyranny, just listen to this. Once when my friend was drunk, I took an empty bottle of Sam Adams and filled it with Coors Light, then gave it to him without telling him! I let him drink the whole thing and he never noticed! Never! Muahahahaha!



Spore. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfrakker in the galaxy. Accept no substitutes.

to our newest and by far cutest member, Slay Belle.

No offence to her alter-ego Marshall, but i'm sure she is the better looking one!

Sorry to steal your nice welcome banner Motti, it just seems to fit us so well



I used my boss's pc once, he wasn't happy. He complained that he couldn't get the liquid paper off the screen. How else was i to erase my mistakes, i said!


/WARNING WE TAKE YOU AWAY FROM OUR REGULARLY BROADCAST EVILNESS FOR A SERIOUS MOMENT\

Samuel Adams, the beer? We can't get that in Australia, but my local bottle shop (read Liquor Store) imports some if you ask nicely. And Damn! that is one fine brew. I'm no real fan of Coors but i do like a Bud from time to time. As regards the HCH, my main character will forever remain a member, but yes it is good to let our evil side show. Plus it can get a little quite in the HCH thread, something i hope to avoid here

/END OF NORMAL CONVERSATION WE NOW RETURN YOU OUR REGULAR SCHEDULED PROGRAM "I'M SO EVIL, WHEN I PEAL AN ONION, THE ONION CRIES"


/Bad Muther Fraker\

On another note. I'd like everyone's opinion on at what point we stop making everyone a senator? I don't want every member to be one, but if thats what it takes to get new members then i might have to.

What does every one think, i think the 1st 10 members perhaps....

/Bad Muther Fraker\