Team Conners Announces Another Bold Expansion

my 3rd son arrives...

This morning at 7:10 am, Team Conners Representative and board member Sean Conners and Board CEO Marianne Conners announced a bold new expansion for the team. They went public after a grueling 10 hour meeting that seemed deadlocked for most of the night. But by morning, it was clear that this team had gotten larger. Expansion plans began about 9 months ago.

They reported an expansion of 8 pounds 1 ounce, and the new addition to the team reportedly will be called Casey Andrew Conners. Experts expect that 8lb. 1 oz. figure to grow in the future. But for now, he will be the newest junior representative to be based out of the Conners' Delaware hub. The team and those associated with it are hoping for big things out of this much anticipated arrival. At press time, other junior team reps were unavailable for comment. But prior statements indicate that this addition is a most welcome one for all concerned. Other senior reps and advisors to the team were en route to the headquarters and could not be reached for immediate comment.

Sean Conners was overheard commenting on how much he loves his wife and new son. A team spokesperson, answering questions from the press ,said that while Casey has no plans to run for President at this time, he hasn't ruled out a possible run in the future.

More on this story as it develops.
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Congrats.
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One of the best, and funny, birth announcements I have ever read!

Congratulations to the Conner clan!  And especially the CEO (who I note has the proper title.)

2 more and you have a Basketball team!

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Congrats!!  

Great announcement.
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very very cool sean, may Casey be a healthy child and have the best life has to offer!

 

MM

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Hey Sean,

Congrats! And we have something in common!! Three boys! My youngest was 8 lb 4 oz...pretty close.

Any chance you'll try for the girl?





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Congrats.


One of the best, and funny, birth announcements I have ever read!
Congratulations to the Conner clan! And especially the CEO (who I note has the proper title.)


Congrats!!

Great announcement.


very very cool sean, may Casey be a healthy child and have the best life has to offer!


Congrats! And we have something in common!! Three boys! My youngest was 8 lb 4 oz...pretty close.

Any chance you'll try for the girl?




taking a break here...thanks to all for the well wishes and glad ya'll enjoyed the unique birth announcement. i thought that up in the 7 minute ride from the hospital to home this morning. just wanted to do something different. thought maybe it might get featured, but i guess my kids don't merit that, lol.

well, i've been up for about 30 some hours give or take...got more stuff to do, people to call, etc, etc,,,

thanks again to all from me and my whole family  
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Having a new baby is reward enough, writing a cool post and getting it featured would just be gravy... At least you got half of the gravy. Must be lite gravy.
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Congrats!
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rumor has it that the paparazzi have been swarming to get pics of the new addition


None would be named Marie Barone would they?
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This is great news! Sorry I'm just seeing this. Congrats to you and your wife!