Casino Royale
A decent action film, but a poor Bond film
So besides a dubious choice to play Bond, what of the rest of the movie? Well, it's a modified version of Fleming's original Cold-War era story of a Russian agent of the organization SMERSH who is financing his operations through winnings at high-stakes baccarat games. The villain, Le Chiffre, cries blood out of one of his eyes (not in any visible way, mind you), and he's really good at playing poker. He launders money for terrorist organizations through poker games, and he almost never loses. So he's an evil poker player being backed by some sinister organization that finances bad guys in Africa and other places. Well, maybe it's not as bad as a Ted Turner/Rupert Murdoch villain, but . . . .
There are a number of things that really didn't make a lot of sense to me. (THIS PARAGRAPH IS CHOCK FULL OF SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.) First, the whole business about two kills = "00" status. I always understood the concept of being a 00 agent meaning that you had a license to kill, which meant, more specifically, that the British government would sanction you murdering people in the course of your activities, as long as they were bad guys. So you have to kill two people before you can be authorized to kill people? Does that mean you stand trial for first-degree murder for the first two? Or, as we didn't see that occur here, is it just a cheesy plot device to make the character seem more brutal? Why does someone from the Ministry of Finance or the Treasury or the Chancellor of the Exchequer's office or wherever they dragged up this Vesper Lynd person know so much about 00 agents? "M" is short for someone's name? Really? Finally, what kind of dumbass uses a password like "Vesper"? This guy's a super secret agent? He can hack into a cell phone's SIMM card to get all manner of information but he can't invent a more sophisticated password than that? The bad guys could have guessed that without even trying very hard!
And where were the gadgets? The computer he used to hack the cell phone I mentioned above--well, that's pretty much it. And, frankly, this film could really have used a dose of the humor that Desmond Llewellyn or John Cleese could have provided.
The end credits had the familiar "JAMES BOND WILL RETURN" phrase at the end. Here's hoping that when he does, it's with a more sophisticated script and a revamped attitude.