I'll never be the same again

after what I saw.

from JoeUser Forums

I saw something that no person should ever have to see.

An elderly (in his 70's, easily) overweight (very) man in a miniscule speedo.

His gut hung so far over his thighs that looking at him from the front he appeared to be naked. It was only when he turned to the side slightly the the speedo was visible - although barely.

I can't get the vision out of my head.  Somebody help me.....

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
There ought to be a law.... I revoked my own spandex licensce years ago. (ok so I never wore a speedo ever but hey...)
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

I wear speedo, but it's different for me 'cos I'm a girl.


There really should be a law, or some kind of warning.  No-one, I repeat, no-one, needs to see that.  Ever.  I'm traumatized.  I'm just glad my kids didn't witness it. 

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I agree, no one should be forced to see "Big Jim and the Twins in Bas-relief" in spandex ever on *any* male no matter how buff....
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ohh poor thing...... I hope you get some selective amnesia!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Another shitty Australian invention unleashed upon the unsuspecting world....

...Downunder, we call 'em dicktogs. Only surf lifesavers and old perv's wear them.

The life savers have to wear them, so their bum cheeks get purchase on the surf ski.

But the old perv's....... yechh!!

Wreckless.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I wear speedos when i go swimming, but then again the only people who will see me are my wench servants as they are feeding me grapes whilst i am drying off after the swim.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
wear speedos when i go swimming, but then again the only people who will see me are my wench servants as they are feeding me grapes whilst i am drying off after the swim.


The mental image is astounding...
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

But the old perv's....... yechh!!

Agreed.  Very, very nasty.  Not even every nice if you have the body of an adonnis..they make your willy look small(er), IMO, and I have no desire to see someone's nuts encased in spandex.  Yukky.  Plus, as you said, Wreckless, they tend to ride up, exposing ass cheek and giving you a wedgie.

I'm still traumatized.  I may have to have therapy to get the image out of my head.