I should be King

from JoeUser Forums
For all you people that believe in communism, capitalism, and socialism, all have flaws and leave serious gaps in securing a good lifestyle for all. I suggest you vote for me to be your leader. Totalitarianism is the true way to go!
As your leader I will insure you will not have to excel at anything, you will all get the comforts that I deem you deserve. You will be happy, I have seen the mistakes of Communist Russia, China, socialist North Korea, and Cuba. Your obedience will ensure our continued success. There will be tough times as we get rid of the counter revolutionaries and take over enough land for our growth but once the world is mind to rule it will be ours to enjoy. This will be done peacefully because we will be a peaceful people once we get rid of the counter revolutionaries and enemies of the state of Paladin. No more conservatives or liberals only happy people working to the common goal of making my life better and in turn making your own lives better under my direction.
I will tell you what is best for you and how you can better live your lives. Ipods for everyone, 50 inch big screens and you will never go hungry or cold. Do as I say resistance is futile I will make you better, just obey, don’t think and you will be happy. Paladin, your fearless leader.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
  

Paladin for King! The best of all worlds
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't think so, Tim...


You are either a counter revolutionary or one of those ignorant liberals or conservatives. To better enlighten you we must send you thorough re-educationn so you can think correctly. Just keep saying to yourself that what is best for Paladin is best for the world. Don't you want to do what is best for the world? I know you do. We shal start of slowly only send me half your paycheck and you will feel the love and happines flow through your mind and body. The opposite sex will find you more attractive and you will sleep more restfully knowing you are doing what is best for the world. You will feel better when you include your friends in this giving of dirty money to me to clean your mind and soul. Yes, you feel it already but it will feel so much better when I have all your money. I will care for you seeing to your needs and exceeding your desires as I see them. Don't fight it it is working now. Don't think just obey me and all will be right with the world.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
If Paladin gets to be fearless leader, I call Boris Badenov.


Its a deal! I will even allow you to pick your own Natasha, thus proving what a great leader I am.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
If Paladin gets to be fearless leader, I call Boris Badenov.


Only if "I" get my hands on Natasha!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, if you go far enough to the right that's where you end up. The strangest thing, though, is if you go far enough to the left you inevitably end up there, too. Look at Chavez.

Any heavy-handed social engineering requires an iron fist. At least you are honest. There are lefties among us who would be the same thing, all the while pretending to be ruling for "the people" against the terrible rich ruling classes. The gulags wouldn't be any nicer.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
The gulags wouldn't be any nicer.


not true! My gulags would be humane. I am a peaceloving dictator, only doing what is best for my people. Sure I will have to kill a few hundred thousand per million but only for the common good. No more than 50% tops unless I run into strong resistance. Peace and love are my motto. Let me into your hearts and minds, welcome me with open loving arms or we will kill you and burn down your village.