Quotes I wish were in the Lord of the Rings Movies

from JoeUser Forums
I once posted a "Funny things to do in LotR". Now, a friend has emailed this to me. And, since I promised this blog would be about dorky things, I thought it only appropriate that I post it here:

#5 -- "Go not by that path, Aragorn! For my young companion Osment sees dead
people!"

#4 -- "Smeagol, do you like movies about gladiators?" (I like Airplane, so
I laughed at this one for a second)

#3 -- "You sure you ain't never been just a wee bit curious, Mr. Frodo?"
(Yuck...lol)

#2 -- "Ha! Let the dark armies of Saruman come! It would take an entire
brigade of giant mutant four-tusked elephants to conquer our... well, son of
a bitch!" (lol...this has to be my favorite)

#1 -- "Run, forest, run!"


I feel dirty now. ;)
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Definitely #1!  I can see Treebeard yelling that to the other ents!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
How wonderfully geekish! Makes me want to to roll my twenty-sided dice to help me decide what to have for supper tonight!
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't see how Peter Jackson refrained...

And if you can't decide what to have for dinner, what better way than to role the twenty-sided dice?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
#1 -- "Run, forest, run!"


Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
#2 was my favorite too. funny.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would add:

Mr. Aragorn, we meet again.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mr. Aragorn, we meet again.


No, Saruman saying, "So Gandalf, we meet again."   
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hobbit, the other white meat.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
dance gollum dance
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Always with the negative waves Denethor. Always with the negative waves!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
After Denethor jumps, somone on the groung, in the middle of the battle asks, "Do you smell barbeque?"