Cat Wisdom
In response to SConns 'Dog Wisdom'
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While I liked and enjoyed Sean's 'Dog Wisdom' post, being a cat lover, I couldn't let it pass without a response. So, here it is:
“One cat just leads to another.” Ernest Hemingway
“Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” Dave Platt”
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.” Bruce Graham
“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” Unknown
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” Anonymous
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” Jeff Valdez
“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” English proverb
“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” Ellen Perry Berkeley
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” Mary Bly
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.” Joseph Wood
“People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.” Faith Resnick
“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.” Anonymous
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” Hippolyte Taine Beth-
“No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.” Unknown
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” Albert Schweitzer
“The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.” Ernest Menaul
“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are Gods.”
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” Colette
“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.” Missy Dizick
“You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.” Colonial American proverb
“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” Joseph Wood Krutch
“One cat just leads to another.” Ernest Hemingway
“Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” Dave Platt”
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.” Bruce Graham
“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” Unknown
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” Anonymous
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” Jeff Valdez
“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” English proverb
“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” Ellen Perry Berkeley
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” Mary Bly
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.” Joseph Wood
“People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.” Faith Resnick
“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.” Anonymous
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” Hippolyte Taine Beth-
“No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.” Unknown
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” Albert Schweitzer
“The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.” Ernest Menaul
“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are Gods.”
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” Colette
“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.” Missy Dizick
“You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.” Colonial American proverb
“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” Joseph Wood Krutch
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