Favorite one liners from Television

Ones that leaked over into mainstream usage.

from JoeUser Forums

My contribution is from the television show "The Hulk" With Bill Bixby as David Bruce Banner and Lou Ferrigno as the HULK.

"You're making me angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm ANGRY!"

 

YOURS?

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Want a Walnetto? (Guess the show)
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(Citizen)Dr. GuyDecember 7, 2006 11:47:52


rowen and martin.
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

followed by the non-sequitor of your choice. - Pinky and the Brain/Animaniacs.

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
" Hey, hey, De Fonz is here!" Henry Winkler: Happy Days
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rowen and martin.


No flying Finger of Fate award for you!

Laugh in. Arte Johnson propositioning Ruth Buzzi.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Go ahead - make my day!

Clint Eastwood. Movie not television - though the movie has since been on tele many times! heh
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" YOU HAD ME AT HELLO" Jerry Maguire. I know i know sappy
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(Citizen)GimpyoneDecember 7, 2006 13:37:29


YOU HAD ME AT HELLO


remember the parking lot where we met? You had me at hello.
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Reply #4
" Hey, hey, De Fonz is here!"


did you know I personally taught the FONZ how to be cool?
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(Citizen)jennifer1December 7, 2006 13:37:28


Go ahead - make my day!


I love that line.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you know who is in charge."

Kinda two liner, from Firefly

And pretty much anything Bill Adama from Battlestar says
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
remember the parking lot where we met? You had me at hello.

that is why its my favorite line...
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(Citizen)Caracarn1December 7, 2006 14:29:22


so yer a BSg and firefly fan? how about the two stargates? this is the last year for stargate SG1
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Let me guess, Will Rogers Never Met You!" ~ Col. Potter to Winchester (MASH)

"She is to comedy what Roy Rogers is... to comedy." ~Judge Harry Stone about Christine (Night Court)

"Dude, you've got some Artz on you." ~ Hurly (Lost)
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top


Never watched either stargates, only the movie (which I loved even though ppl dogged it, it was good for what it was)

But yeah, I was diehard Firefly, and am LOVING Battlestar so far, especially this season. Heroes is one of my new favorites too.

Check the PA thread for some interesting conversation on Battlestar and Heroes if you want, really good ideas over there.
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Reply By: ParaTed2kPosted: Thursday, December 07, 2006
"Let me guess, Will Rogers Never Met You!" ~ Col. Potter to Winchester (MASH)

"She is to comedy what Roy Rogers is... to comedy." ~Judge Harry Stone about Christine (Night Court)

"Dude, you've got some Artz on you." ~ Hurly (Lost)

 

I remember the first two, loved night court BTW.. terrific ensemble cast.

 

where did number three come from?

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Reply By: Caracarn1Posted: Thursday, December 07, 2006



Never watched either stargates, only the movie (which I loved even though ppl dogged it, it was good for what it was)

both stargate series are worth watching, SG1 started in 1997 I think so you would have lots of catching up to do.

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Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, December 07, 2006
rowen and martin.


No flying Finger of Fate award for you!

Laugh in. Arte Johnson propositioning Ruth Buzzi.

 

we shall split the difference, it was offically rowen and martins laugh in,.

Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Parated2k reminded me of my absolute favorite!

"Why are you pissing on my charcoal?"

Col Potter, MASH.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
NORM!


I love Cheers!


"Wheeeeee....what a pridicament!" John Travolta to Nicholas Cage in the movie Face Off! I love that movie!
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
"I ripped my pants" Spongebob Squarepants - never fails to crack my boys up

"happy happy joy joy" Ren and Stimpy

And way too many of my clever quips come from Veronica Mars and Gilmore Girls. They're just snappy.

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I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer. ~ Millie (Freaks & Geeks)

Yeah, you were in my English class last year. You were the chick that got an A, right? ~ Nick (Freaks and Geeks)

Everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses. ~Harold (Freaks and Geeks)

You're, like, my only friend Lindsay! And you're a total loser! ~ Kim Kelly

You think I don't know what this means? I know, Lindsay! It means, "Hey, stranger! Please lock me in your car, drive me to God knows where and *murder me*!" ~ Harold (Freaks And Geeks)

Lindsay, here's an idea - how 'bout you break up our band so you can go make out with Nick? Oh, wait, you already did that. ~ Ken (Freaks and Geeks)

You know what would be cool? To find a girl in a bottle, like "I Dream of Jeanie". I'd like to make out with her on that little couch. Bill (Freaks and Geeks)

Friday night, always a good night for some Sabbath. ~ Neal Schweiber (Freaks and Geeks)

I'm not a little girl, I'm a bionic woman. ~ Bill (Freaks and Geeks)


Just a few that came to mind tonight. ;~D









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Reply By: ParaTed2k


This makes me want to buy the freaks and geeks dvd's.
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(Citizen)ParaTed2kDecember 8, 2006 00:58:57


so ted you ever watch "freaks and geeks"? heh