Things that you do not want to hear in surgery!
I wouldn't want to hear these
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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor--we're going to need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!!
Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh....thingie.
Oh, no. I just lost my Rolex.
Oops. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Shoot-fire, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back--I lost my contact lens.
Could you stop that thing from thumping; it's throwing my concentration off.
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool! Now, can you make his leg twitch?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses...
Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
Hehe. Ok, I was bored so i posted these. I thouht they were pretty funny.
~carebear~
Someone call the janitor--we're going to need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!!
Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh....thingie.
Oh, no. I just lost my Rolex.
Oops. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Shoot-fire, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back--I lost my contact lens.
Could you stop that thing from thumping; it's throwing my concentration off.
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool! Now, can you make his leg twitch?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses...
Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
Hehe. Ok, I was bored so i posted these. I thouht they were pretty funny.
~carebear~
