If you were a superhero, what would your name be and what would your super powers be?

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hey everyone,

yea this is a homework assignment of mine and i cant think of anything!!! Help me please? im sure you all are WAY more creative then me!
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Someone else wrote something like this before...

I'd be 'Stupor-Woman' and I'd be able to render people incoherent with just a glance.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, not to toot my own horn, but I do have a rather astounding grasp of the obvious. And as such announce myself as. . .

'Captain Obvious'!

Yep, pretty cool, eh?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
hmmm...Captain Obvious, yet not quite original. I've been "Thanking Capt. Obvious" for his occasional jaunts into my and my friend's world.

I would be...

"Dr. Sleep"

I'm pretty sure you know what the powers would be.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

I have a superhero, his name is Zephyr, he has intense telekinetic abilities and can read minds a little bit. I'de be him, or some huge monster thing like the hulk...
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'd be 'Stupor-Woman' and I'd be able to render people incoherent with just a glance.


anyone in particular you'd like to use this power on?? I'd say that beautiful neighbor *dripping with sarcasm* of yours, but it sounds to me she's already been rendered STUPID.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
thanks alot guys! the only thing i can think of is.. Optimistica forcefully makes you smile and smiles so much it makes you want to kill someone hahaha and my costume would probabaly be clothes and stuff with lots of happy faces!! =D haha some friends suggested it to me because im soo cheery all the time
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
hmmm...Captain Obvious, yet not quite original.


Ah, I see that you too are a master of the obvious. You learn well grasshopper.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
anyone in particular you'd like to use this power on?? I'd say that beautiful neighbor *dripping with sarcasm* of yours, but it sounds to me she's already been rendered STUPID.


Yeah, she has...! !!!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, I think you should check out the other article about super heroes. You guys have boring powers. Orgasm, sleep, smiling, obvious, the list pretty much doesn't get much more boring than that does it? No offense to anyone here, just use a bit more of your grey matter to come up with something cool.

I have a superhero, his name is Zephyr, he has intense telekinetic abilities


I found the name humorous because in my architecture class I made a city named zephyr.


My hero name would be ............ (I can't think of anything right now) Basically I would have the power to create holograms and turn the images into solids that I control. Somewhat like Green Lantern, but it goes from being the object of light to being a solid (or gas or liquid). I could also take solid objects and make them into holograms. That alone would put Green Lantern to shame, no? My weakness (since you have to have a weakness) would be hypersonic soundwaves. Another word I control density and light, and my enemies attack me with highfrequencies and the sort. Now, we all know that there is a way around the weakness for all heros and mine would be for me to create a metalic like sphere to displace the soundwaves. The problem with that is that I can't just cover myself in it or I can't move so either I block one side of me and leave the others open or I protect my whole body and just sit where I am forever.

My costume... I don't really like the bright colors unless black is involved so I think I'd be kinda like Gambit in the clothes that I wear except it would be almost all black and grey. This look would increase the visibility of the light and it would look really cool. I might have some sort of symbol on my shirt or something but I'm thinking I'd go without one.

That's basically it in a nutshell. By the way, I have thought about this in large quantities of time before so it's not something I just came up with in this short time I've been writting this response. I just can't come to a conclusion for a name.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'll let you use my alter ego's name if you wish....

Captain Camouflage!!

Able to blend in anywhere.....

LOOK!

OVER THERE!!

.....IT'S CAPTAIN CAMOUFLAGE!!

WHERE??!!



Wreckless.