Female Comebacks!
from 
JoeUser Forums
JoeUser Forums
Imagine you're in a bar, or somewhere on the singles scene. You're probably having a good time with your girls and keeping an eye out for someone just right of the opposite sex. Then comes the person you don't want to see or even know and he won't stop pestering you? You just couldn't get him to leave you alone and so you decided to call it a night. Has that ever happen to you ladies?
Well, your troubles are over. Here are some snappy one-liners that someone emailed to me. I thought this might give you a chance and let you get rid of that guy who just don't understand that you're not his type!
And guys, when you're on the singles scene, don't use any of these lines!
Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Well, your troubles are over. Here are some snappy one-liners that someone emailed to me. I thought this might give you a chance and let you get rid of that guy who just don't understand that you're not his type!
And guys, when you're on the singles scene, don't use any of these lines!
Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
