A Map To Ladies Erogenous Zones!

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from JoeUser Forums

So I was looking around my favourite website Askmen.com ( I'm only playing, I swear) and I stumbled across an article, regarding the spots to hit a woman to really turn her on. Because apparently this is something that all men are curious about. Well remain curious no more boys, because I am here to draw a map for you straight to obviousville :). Oh and if any of you didn't already know this stuff....I would guess you are beyond help, and should give up now. The most intimate relationship you will be having, will be the one with your left hand ;)

So here is the Top Ten, according to askmen.com!

Coming in at Number 10....

10) The Inner Thighs! - Now I can vouch for this one, it is a highly sensitive area, and apparently the inner thighs have many nerve endings, so any kind of fondling, licking, or stroking should drive your lady crazy. Like men need advice on how to make women crazy ;)

9) Behind the knees - Again we have those precious nerve endings that just drive us women insane, so the usual kind of stimulation applies, just aslong as you don't over do it, because most of use are EXTREMELY ticklish there.

8) The Arse! - Apparently, women love their behinds to be played with. Mild spanking is about as nice as it gets with this one...so lets not go into any further detail!

7) Nape of the Neck - Just breathing on this part of he body can get a very positive reaction from a woman....so just use your imagination. I have to quote from the site for this one, because I didn't realise such things were a science...."Use your hands too; lift her hair up gently as you bring your mouth closer to her neck. Then, as you sink your teeth into it, pull on her hair slightly so as to give that "I want you sooo bad" impression."

6) Ears - Now this one isn't for me, I just can't bare anyone near my ears, but this isn't a guide on how to turn Sally on...so lets proceed....licking, sucking and kissing are all good in this area. Whispering is also good, just aslong as you whisper the right things of course!

5) Feet - Massaging a womans foot can get you places you never imagined visiting before. Men can even enjoy it, aslong as the lady keeps her feet nice and clean :)

4) Wrists - Huh? Apparently nuzzling and nibbling the wrists is a huge turn on for us ladies. Well you learn something new everyday.....or maybe they were just running out of body parts? Who knows :)!

3) Breasts - So you knew this one, right? According to the list, women love it when men get a little rough with their little mountains. Loving the terminology there!

2) Vagina/Clitoris - So I imagine none of you boys need help finding the clit....and I am sure you don't even need to be told how to stimulate it, do you? Using the tongue or finger is good, and if you're really talented, both at the same time! If this is all to easy for you, maybe you are ready for locating the G-spot. Not as easy to locate, but worth the effort!

And now....can we have a fanfare please......the NUMBER ONE hotspot is......

1) The Lips! - Manipulation of a womans lips when done properly will just about get you anywhere you need to get too! Kissing, licking and biting seem to be the firm favourites!

So there we go boys! Did we learn something new? I certainly hope so, hehe! I think the one lesson we can all walk away with is, you can pretty much touch a woman anywhere, and when done correctly she can be turned on. Plus it is down to personal taste. Some peoples tastes are completely different, and rightly so. If we all liked the same things, where would the room be for experimentation?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
You saucy thing you!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmm.. well Sally hun, this may get a bit graphic.. but for me I've learned...

Look into her eyes when you talk to her. Eye contact is huge especially when it's something intimate.

Don't always just jam your tongue into her mouth. Can get a lot farther by just running your tongue over her lips.

When going down on her, don't just use the tip of your tongue, push the flat part of your tongue down in there also, it'll h it a lot more nerves. And uhm.. finger her while you do this, will drive most all women insane Hehe

Or get her drunk... *coughs*
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Geez, and all this time I thought it was the funny bone.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
jajajajaja!

Loved the article, Sal. Good thing I already knew most of this . . . wrists is a new one for me . . . once I'm not painfully single, I'll see where wrist-nibbling can get me.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

You saucy thing you!

Why thank you

Look into her eyes when you talk to her. Eye contact is huge especially when it's something intimate

Eye contact is SO important, it allows people to get a good idea of you intentions.  Whatever they may be!

When going down on her, don't just use the tip of your tongue, push the flat part of your tongue down in there also, it'll h it a lot more nerves. And uhm.. finger her while you do this, will drive most all women insane Hehe

Or get her drunk... *coughs*

Hehe...I like it, and good advice!  I'm never going to let you take me for a drink, hehe!

Loved the article, Sal. Good thing I already knew most of this . . . wrists is a new one for me . . . once I'm not painfully single, I'll see where wrist-nibbling can get me.

Awww painfully single?  You're lucky I am so far away, hehe!  Thanks babe!

Thanks for the comments xxx

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Did we learn something new?


Not a thing... But then being the insatiably virile love god such as I am, what else is there to learn?
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
forgot one:

11. Your Wallet!!!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Not a thing... But then being the insatiably virile love god such as I am, what else is there to learn?

Haha....maybe you could teach us a thing or two, hehe!

11. Your Wallet!!!

...we aren't all like that!