Conversation of a Married Couple

from JoeUser Forums

Opening scene: Wife sitting in the living room watching her favorite program, trying to relax before diving into the days housework (that or being lazy!LOL) ahem ~ ~


Husband enters, joins wife on sofa, sitting very close to her, wrapping her in his arms and totally being an octopus.


Husband: “Hmmmm….” while nuzzling wife’s neck.


Wife: “Hey, I’m just watching this before I busy.”


Husband: “Well, the kids are still sleeping….”. This wile nuzzling and feeling up wife, totally being an octopus.


Wife: “Not right now…”. While enjoying the nuzzle and the close contact of bodies. “I’m too busy and the kids can wake up any minute now”.


Husband: wraps wife with arms, and continue nuzzling. Exchange of kiss. Wife totally loves this.


Wife: “Can’t we just cuddle and not do anything else right now”.


Husband: “But I’m hard”


Wife: “Why are you getting hard, we’re just cuddling”.


Husband: “That means I’m healthy” Then begins to massage wife’s arms, which so need it after yesterday’s workout!


Wife: “Ooooh that feels so good, do it again, um, um,..hmmmmmmm”


Husband: Totally relishing this turn of event, begins to use his cunning to get his way! He uses his big hands and began rubbing wife all over, massaging shoulders, back, waist….


Wife: “Oh that feels so good. I didn’t realize I would be hurting so much…it’s a good hurt but still…hmmm”.


Wife licks lips, invitation for husband to swoop in and give her a French kiss.


Wife begins to rethink and relent….


Wife: “OK, let’s go into the bathroom!


End of scene and all conversation!


[did I read someone said married couples don't have sex?] ahem ~ ~ ~
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
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Hmm...is that based on a true story?

~Zoo
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmm...is that based on a true story?


Hmmm, well, what do you think?!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Kids got up!  But I love the dialogue and story!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmmm, well, what do you think?


Heh heh...well, I can see it happening, I suppose.

~Zoo
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Kids got up! But I love the dialogue and story!


No, they didn't, but the conversation continued elsewhere!!

Thx Doc!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wife: “OK, let’s go into the bathroom!


into the bathroom?

Oh well... good story!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

No, they didn't, but the conversation continued elsewhere!!

Damn!  I have always said the best birth control method is having kids!

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
into the bathroom?


Joe, you're kidding me right?! Never did it in the bathroom? That can be one of the most interesting places to have some fun.


Damn! I have always said the best birth control method is having kids!


Oh yes!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

Joe, you're kidding me right?! Never did it in the bathroom? That can be one of the most interesting places to have some fun.

Really?  Finest kind!

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Haha.  We HAD to do it in the bathroom once.

He had just graduated from Basic Training and he had half a day of free time before they were shipping him off for more training.

My parents had made the trip with me, and they left us alone in the hotel room so we could have time together...but they LEFT THE KIDS!!!  HELLO!

We'd been apart for 2 and half months, and if we didn't seize the moment it was going to be several more months, so we set the kids up with some TV and locked the bathroom door.  Haha.

It was GOOD though!

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
We'd been apart for 2 and half months, and if we didn't seize the moment it was going to be several more months, so we set the kids up with some TV and locked the bathroom door. Haha.


That's what I'm talking about! The kids can't come into a locked bathroom, they don't wanna be in there!!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good story, Donna!

It helped me in 2 ways. First way is the obvious one. After reading it I went looking for Rose. And the second way it helped is when we have kids I'm making sure we have a huge bathroom.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good story, Donna!It helped me in 2 ways. First way is the obvious one. After reading it I went looking for Rose. And the second way it helped is when we have kids I'm making sure we have a huge bathroom.


Hahaha, glad you enjoyed it Chris! Having a large barthroom is good!!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

And the second way it helped is when we have kids I'm making sure we have a huge bathroom.

Dont forget the Vaseline.

 

 

For the Door knob so they cant turn it!

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Am I the only parent who has a lock on the bedroom door?

STAY OUT!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dont forget the Vaseline. For the Door knob so they cant turn it!


I never thought of that! !



Am I the only parent who has a lock on the bedroom door? STAY OUT


Oh I do have a lock on ours, but the youngest member of our family has no concept as to why a door would be locked!! She wouldn't give up knocking until she knocked it down! And she will try to do it!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
This is one of the reasons I like you so much, Serenity, is because you're while you're not a prude, you're never crude. It really does show you to be a woman of implicit (and explicit) taste. I really enjoyed this piece.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Woo Hoo Donna.....
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
This is one of the reasons I like you so much, Serenity, is because you're while you're not a prude, you're never crude. It really does show you to be a woman of implicit (and explicit) taste. I really enjoyed this piece.


Har, har, thx Maso! With my hubby there's no chance to be a prude!!


Woo Hoo Donna.....


Glad you liked it Kelly! It was....entertaining and more....!