the most romantic guy in the world is the one who does the dishes once in a while

What about the guy who buys the wife a nice dishwasher?

Um, I thought the wife was a dishwasher  

That's why women have small hands and feet you know - small hands to get inside cups etc and small feet to get closer to the sink...

Just beggin for it eh Fuzzy?

You know they like it rough   

That's why women have small hands and feet you know - small hands to get inside cups etc and small feet to get closer to the sink...

Recently divorced, Fuzzy?....  

LOL

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so......what you're saying is......a bloke is just 'a knob'?!....    

That's about the size of it...   

no one has mention the fact that women get depress easily.., but us.., not realy.

here is a good example(it's a link): Link

Fuzzy Logic: Um, I thought the wife was a dishwasher That's why women have small hands and feet you know - small hands to get inside cups etc and small feet to get closer to the sink...

Just make sure my dinner's on the table when I get home   

Just make sure my dinner's on the table when I get home

Lantec, very funny but you are missing some extremely important buttons. I mean, NO guy wants to have the same channel on all the time. That's where the expression "surfing" came from. How about a button for New, Old, and Repeat?

One more idea and it's a good one. I promise. You need a button for "screen on screen" or for "two monitors".

Last idea and I promise to shut up. This remote is going to get a real workout and the batteries probably won't last long. So how about a "self recharger" option when nothing else is available.

  

Pssst! ....sea hourse ....Lantec did'nt make that ...it's off the 'net'

It was emailed to me by a female relative.......I won't say who.

Quite frankly, anyone who needs buttons to turn someone else on (or off) is severely lacking in social/communicative skills.....says alot for who ever thought this one up, don't it.

Still want the 'pick winning lotto numbers' one, tho.

severely lacking in social/communicative skills

That would be me......my wife says I'm definitely anti-social

after 21 years she should know.....

Thats been around the net awhile but Im glad lantec posted it - always fun to have a bit of male-female bantering

That would be me.....

That would be me too...fortunately my wife's remote works perfectly.

After two failed marriages (long story) I finally found Miss Right...didn't find out 'til afterwards her first name was Always.

Just kidding!

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(and for those who missed it)

This is very true .. The MRS and I frequently Banter with each other.

It is nice to see folks can take good natured ribbing in the context it was meant.



I request a "Make me Pizza" button on mine. The Mrs requests a "Forget about Computer" button on hers...