The Perfect Liberal

I heard a talk show host talking about the World Cup.  And he was yuck yucking about The French and the Head Butting Episode.  But then he said something that made me stop and consider. He said the French were the most liberal society out there!

Discounting Communism (which is just a despotic dictatorship anyway), he is right.

During 04, Kerry was called the "French Candidate".  Mostly for his snobbish ways.  But it stuck.  Then we had Dean that decides that all who do not believe as he does is guilty without benefit of trial or indictment.

Well, guess what?  There are 2 prevailing methods of jurisprudence in the free world (we will discount the slavers of Africa and the Communist of china and such).  One is the old English common law that our laws are based upon.  Presumption of innocence until proven Guilty.

Then there is the second oldest democracy.  One based upon Napoleonic law.  The French.  Presumption of guilt until proven innocent.  And in that the liberals are trying to implement Napoleonic laws upon America.  But then they are liberal after all, as is France.  I guess that is why I am no longer surprised.

The Perfect Liberal is French.

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Your last line has a typo in it.

You say:
The Perfect Liberal is French


I say:

The Perfect Liberal is... one that is pushin' up daiseys
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hmmm, so the perfect Liberal is a snail eating snob with a seriously false sense of superiority?
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Vichyssoise - eekers! +o(
No cold potato soup for me - aka: chilled surrender in a bowl.
Was the soup named after the collaborator or the other way around?


Dr. Guy - thanks for the invite - signed up yesterday.
Reply #4 Top
The French will to fight is like French cheeses... crusty, tough exterior but soft and squishy all throughout.
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Have you heard about Holland?

The Dutch are trying to make pedophilia legal.
Why not? They already allow prostitution, gay mariage and illicit drug use (I got into it with a guy one time about that one. He said that there was no drug crime in Holland, so it should be legalized here because the crime rate would drop. I pointed out that it was hard to have crime over something that's legal).

Why not let perverted adults screw innocent children and get away with it? Right?
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The Dutch are trying to make pedophilia legal.
Why not? They already allow prostitution, gay mariage and illicit drug use (I got into it with a guy one time about that one.

Exactly! Why not? They have nothing left to lose.
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Your last line has a typo in it.

You say:
The Perfect Liberal is French


I say:

The Perfect Liberal is... one that is pushin' up daiseys

Well, I wont go that far.  There are some good liberals.

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hmmm, so the perfect Liberal is a snail eating snob with a seriously false sense of superiority?

I like snails.

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#8 by Dr. Guy
Tue, July 11, 2006 07:22 AM



[Dr. Guy]

hmmm, so the perfect Liberal is a snail eating snob with a seriously false sense of superiority?

I like snails.


Yuk. I won't hold it against you, it's gemetic and you can't help it.
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Was the soup named after the collaborator or the other way around?

That is a good question.  I qill have to look that up.  I dont know.

Dr. Guy - thanks for the invite - signed up yesterday.

Glad you did.  I thought your comments were very insightful.  Welcome aboard!

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The French will to fight is like French cheeses... crusty, tough exterior but soft and squishy all throughout.

But they do have hard heads.

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The Dutch are trying to make pedophilia legal.

At the present time, they are still fighting that.  But it seems only a matter of time.

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Exactly! Why not? They have nothing left to lose.

Except childhood innocence.

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They already allow prostitution, gay mariage and illicit drug use


I'm being pedantic I know, but 'illicit' means 'not sanctioned by custom or law', so in Holland's case, these drugs are neither illegal or illicit.
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so in Holland's case, these drugs are neither illegal or illicit.
---Dyna

As soon as I posted, I knew someone would call me on this. "Pedant" away....as long as you got what I meant.

By the way; it feels kind of lame to have mentioned the whole thing about my "getting into it" with that guy.
The reason I was did so was, I'm not the greatest debater, see. I don't think fast enough, or deep enough, for that matter.
That was one of the few times I had a halfway decent comeback argument pop right into my head. I was proud of myself!

Ooohh (swoons)....I'm having a Pat Robertson moment:

The Dutch suck. When Jesus comes back, that whole country should be ignored by Him. The Anti-Christ will probably rule from its firey throne in a whorehouse/hash bar there.
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I won't hold it against you, it's gemetic and you can't help it.

Have to get some good from those genes.

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I'm being pedantic I know, but 'illicit' means 'not sanctioned by custom or law', so in Holland's case, these drugs are neither illegal or illicit.

True.  They are illicit here, but not there.

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The Dutch suck. When Jesus comes back, that whole country should be ignored by Him. The Anti-Christ will probably rule from its firey throne in a whorehouse/hash bar there.

The Dutch have one great redeeming quality (at least to Americans).  They have the longest period of peaceful relations with the US of any Country in the world.

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The Anti-Christ will probably rule from its firey throne in a whorehouse/hash bar there.


I'm there. Where do I get my tickets?
Reply #20 Top

I'm there. Where do I get my tickets?

Tickettron?