Where The H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEYSTICKS Are All My JU Friends?

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from JoeUser Forums
You know, I think it's safe to say I've been up way too long working on this stupid bridge. I started at 4p.m. and I'm still working on it 3a.m. Nobody is on to ease my pain during this time of stress either. I've recieved some replies telling me to just let it go but for some reason my creativeness isn't helping my finger any. I've pretty much ripped my hands to pieces with knives and rotary tools. I mean it's just crazy. My hands are in so much pain. Like right now, yeah, this hurts. It's a good thing I didn't start this article earlier or there would be blood on the keyboard and mom would kill me. Well, have fun asleep for those of you who are in the time zone i'm in. Enjoy the afternoon for others of you.

Capt. over and out!
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
sharps are coffee therefor they are objects! and you got to wonderful the knives coffee enjoy!

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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
great, at confusing job ok!!! (no prob)

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Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Capt~Have you heard the latest? I have begun a site for the friends of Sir Peter Maxwell. A few brave and loyal JU folks have already signed up, and I am hoping you will join us? (Check out my brand new blog in the humor section here~Friends Of Sir Peter Maxwell Unite!) . Please help us if you can! Poor Sir Peter has been going through a rough patch lately, and he can use all the friends he can get! Also, he did say some very kind things about you in one of his somewhat recent blogs (or was it mine?). I think he secretly has forgiven you! . Anyway, think about signing up, huh? Just go check out my Sir Peter blog (so far, Dharmagrl, Hidden Paw, and myself have joined The Society.) But we really could use a very brave and loyal chap like you to make our site stronger. Also, I would like to encourage any of your wise and kind readers to think about signing up too~Sir Peter Maxwell is not half as bad as his harsh critics are trying to make him out to be! So please think about it, and let me know.....

~MadPoet
(President Of The Friends Of Sir Peter Maxwell Society, U.S.A.)
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I didn't think he would ever say something nice about me. Now I'm really thinking I'm gonna join you guys. Thanks for telling me.

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Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey, we tested the briges today and I think it's safe to say that I shouldn't have improvised. the side of the bridge that got the improvising just basically shattered. The other side didn't have anything wrong with it at all. Because of the weaker side my bridge did the worse in the class. It only took the board. After I tried to put another weight on one of the weak-sided sticks snaped and brought the whole thing down in flames. Now, because of my horribel bridge I'm actually getting my name ingraved in the weight mounting board. Oh yeah!!! I'm so apreciated at that school! I just hope he at least gives me a good grade for having the work done on time.

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