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Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

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Reply #1201 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Aye, Cap'n that may be true....wot would we be 'hangin from tha mast then? Our skivvies? Tis a foin sight tha' is.....ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! Tha scourge o' tha seas...Tha Twisted Sister, an' 'er Jolly Roger sails....wot tha 'ell be flyin from 'er mast? That'd be tha cap'ns skivvies!!!
Reply #1202 from WinCustomize Forums Top
An' tha missus be a foin, foin cook!
Siege of Centauri
Reply #1203 from WinCustomize Forums Top
.Tha Twisted Sister, an' 'er Jolly Roger sails....wot tha 'ell be flyin from 'er mast? That'd be tha cap'ns skivvies!!!


Nah, not mine....but Bebi Bulma might 'ave a spare pair o' drawers us could put a Jolly Roger on instead. :d

If'n 'er 'avent any spare, p'raps karmagirl 'll lend us a pair o' bloomers. :LOL:

An' tha missus be a foin, foin cook!


That she be, me matey... her can cook up a storm wiv some greased lightnin' buttered on both sides

Reply #1204 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Nah, not mine....but Bebi Bulma might 'ave a spare pair o' drawers us could put a Jolly Roger on instead.


Aye, 'n tha'd be a foin idear cap'n....we could make boardin' parties pay admisshun ta see that! We'd fer shure be tha richest piates sailin' tha seven seas!!

That she be, me matey... her can cook up a storm wiv some greased lightnin' buttered on both sides


Tis a foin thing...an' glad I am that I doan' be moindin boiled cabbage!!

Reply #1205 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Aye, 'n tha'd be a foin idear cap'n....we could make boardin' parties pay admisshun ta see that! We'd fer shure be tha richest piates sailin' tha seven seas!!


Aye, us'd be richer than tha King 'eself... n' if us changed tha figure'ead ta look like Bebi giving naked huggles, ev'ry man n' 'e's dog 'd pay an 'andsome admishun price t' come aboard. :d :LOL:

Why us wouldn't 'ave ter be raiders on tha 'igh seas anymore... them traders n' other buccaneers 'd be 'andin o'er thar booty juss fer a peek at tha figure'ead. :d


Tis a foin thing...an' glad I am that I doan' be moindin boiled cabbage!!


It be curried cabbage, me matey....speshul fuel fer when tha wind won't blow ab' tha ship don't go, us gits our strongest farter ta start 'er. :LOL:
Reply #1206 from JoeUser Forums Top
It be curried cabbage, me matey....speshul fuel fer when tha wind won't blow ab' tha ship don't go, us gits our strongest farter ta start 'er.


Blow wind Blow!
Reply #1207 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Blow wind Blow!


It be a blowin' orright... a curried cabbage gale from out o' tha Sou'West. :LOL:
Reply #1208 from JoeUser Forums Top
It be a blowin' orright... a curried cabbage gale from out o' tha Sou'West.


Arrg, an' me was thinkin it was just the wind comin o'er the cesspool.  ;p 
Reply #1209 from WinCustomize Forums Top
t be a blowin' orright... a curried cabbage gale from out o' tha Sou'West.


Aye, Cap'n...an' 'ow could I be fergettin' tha curried cabbage? With tha after-effects an' all.....
Reply #1210 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Arrg, an' me was thinkin it was just the wind comin o'er the cesspool.


Us've done away wiv da cesspool.... sev'ral o' tha swabs wos complainin' tha wenches wouldn' go below decks fer tha stench... so now us 'aves then new fangled chemical loos wot disposes of ev'ryfing nice n' clean like. ;p
Reply #1211 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Aye, Cap'n...an' 'ow could I be fergettin' tha curried cabbage? With tha after-effects an' all.....


Aye... tha after effects! Us did try using corks t' save 'em up fer when tha wind didn' blow n' tha ship wouldn' go... but one o' tha deck swabs let rip a monster n' tha bosun copped tha smelly projectile in e's left buttock.

Poor sod 'aven't bin able t' sit n' eat e's grub at tha mess table fer a week... 'e reckuns it be wurse than gittin' shot in the arse wiv a blunderbuss. :p
Reply #1212 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Aye, Cap'n...an' 'ow could I be fergettin' tha curried cabbage? With tha after-effects an' all.....


Wiv with all tha sou' westerly gails blowin' about these 'ere parts latley, me bucko, curried cabbage be orf tha menu fer you, cap'n starkers.
Reply #1213 from JoeUser Forums Top
curried cabbage be orf tha menu fer you, cap'n starkers.


Aye, and his crew be a thankin ye.
Reply #1214 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Aye, and his crew be a thankin ye.


Aha...but I knows of a lil cafe wot does it real nice like... an' 'em gives t' I fer free if'n I 'aves it take-away. :d :LOL:

As fer ye, mrs starkers, ye'll be g'wen o'er me knee if'n thars any more m'larkey o'er wots on tha menu... well that's if'n ye'd like ter. :d
Reply #1215 from WinCustomize Forums Top
As fer ye, mrs starkers, ye'll be g'wen o'er me knee if'n thars any more m'larkey o'er wots on tha menu... well that's if'n ye'd like ter.


Arrr, ye best be careful thar capn' don't make promises ye can't keep :d
Reply #1216 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Arrr, ye best be careful thar capn' don't make promises ye can't keep


Aye, woman, ye be testin' me payshence 'ere!! Wot be ye insinuatin' thar... that I be in need o' viagra or summat?

Well I'll 'ave ye know that I still 'aves one good knee t' put ye o'er... n' if ye still can't be'ave, ye'll go o'er me stump. :d
Reply #1218 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Cork im!


So be ye g'wen t' take respons'bility when a crewman gits shot? Will ye ne'er learn, 1st Mate Guy.... thar be no stoppin' an out-goin' tide. ;p
Reply #1219 from JoeUser Forums Top
1st Mate Guy.... thar be no stoppin' an out-goin' tide.


Ye must know bynow, that I be bailin a sinkin ship with a sieve.

So what care I for a tide? ;)
Reply #1220 from WinCustomize Forums Top
[quote]Ye must know bynow, that I be bailin a sinkin ship with a sieve.[/quote


Aarrghh! So that be why tha 'Sister' 'aves an overflowin' bilge... ye be usin' tha wrong tools, fer shure. Go n' see Master Bates n' see if e'll give 'e a bucket
Reply #1222 from JoeUser Forums Top
This be a kind service ye done Mrs. Starkers!

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Reply #1223 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Mine be Black Charity Roberts ;)
This be a kind service ye done Mrs. Starkers!


Reply #1224 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I already 'aves one o'tha most noble pirate names... right up thar longsides Mad Dog Morgan, BlackBeard n' YellerBeard... but I figures wot the 'eck, I'll play yer silly buggers n' see wot name 'em gives I... n' t'aint to bad neiver. AaarrggHHH!!!

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Reply #1225 from JoeUser Forums Top
Black Dog Flint


Arg, that be a good'un to post aside your own immortal name. ;)