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Joe User is "Joke User"

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Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

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Reply #76 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Hey Fairyy, I'm too lazy to try and figure it out, what's your motto translate to?


Its in " Maori " and means " Stand Strong "
Reply #77 from WinCustomize Forums Top
They are mocking your claim that Brad and Stardock have some sort of super secret software that determines a person's political persuasion when they try to create an account.


Aha...but Stardock does have its ways!!! A little bird told me of unsubstantiated reports that Brad has implemented the following measures to weed out various undesirables.....

Firstly, political persuasion is determined by mind reading via your webcam/monitor - those not meeting the criteria are instantly denied access. Tin foil hats are useless against the probe - unless lead lined, but then you die of lead poisoning (mission accomplished} - as a data sensitive particle beam enters the nostrils to collect relevant information.....

Secondly, new technology to monitor touch reads fingerprints off keyboards to check for criminal records....whether or not you're left-handed, which counts as 10 demerit points. The fingerprints are data matched against FBI, CIA and Interpol records....a match qualifies for instant disqualification to creating personal blogs. Right now I'm wearing rubber gloves, each on the wrong hand to confuse the software....

And thirdly, a search is done of your 'My Pictures' folder to see if you have any autographed piccies of unpopular world leaders, etc....those deemed to be unacceptable result in blog denial.....

As Mr Palance used to say....Believe it, or not.
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Reply #78 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I didn't want to go here but d3adz0mbie created an object that makes all this clear: https://www.wincustomize.com/viewskin.aspx?LibID=34&SkinID=233

It's been on my desktop since 2004 and has never led me astray.

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Reply #79 from JoeUser Forums Top
geez, I can't believe people are still responding to this whiny assed drivel


cookie for Mason!
Reply #80 from WinCustomize Forums Top
You know we'll have to execute you now...


But, but, but.....oh shucks...in trouble again for letting the cat out of the bag. Just as well I never mentioned the far reaching pupil probe that seeks deep into the mind for evidence of liberal/commie sympathising/participation in past lives.
Reply #81 from JoeUser Forums Top
89 responses! Wow! I gotta get your "point whore" badge ready! You know how to pack 'em in!
Reply #82 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs.
Reply #83 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs


Hot or regular?

I may have to start reading JU again.

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Reply #84 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs.


Damn! Caught me in drag!

Reply #85 from JoeUser Forums Top
Damn! Caught me in drag!


That may be more information than I want to know....

Reply #86 from JoeUser Forums Top
If this is JokeUser, we should be telling jokes!

TheGuyPc was taking a test one day, wearing headphones. A proctor saw this and immediately grabbed them, pulled them out of his ears and said, "you can't wear those in here!"

TheGuyPc looked up, gasped and with hands to throat, fell over dead.

Shocked the proctor looked at the headphones and wondered what TheGuyPc was listening to... so he put them to his own ears...

"breath in... breath out... breath in..." ;~D
Reply #87 from JoeUser Forums Top

"breath in... breath out... breath in..."

Whew!  I thought he was listening to me Contralto!

Reply #88 from WinCustomize Forums Top
geez, I can't believe people are still responding to this whiny assed drivel


Geez, I guess it's cos it's the only party in town with entertainment, sit-down comedy, a floor show.....it's the 'in' place to be right now

I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs.


Well there you go, PC Guy, you have your answer.....dress up in drag and you're in like Flynn. Now don't you feel like a right goose, coming up with the 'liberal' conspiracy theory when it was something far less sinister....

Never mind....the wife felt sorry for you and has sent off some bikini-line wax, eyebrow pluckers, a bra and G-string to go with one of her old but nice party dresses. Hopefully that's enough to fool 'em

Ugh-oh!!! News just to hand....Stardock insider has revealed disturbing information regarding a new filter to weed out, prevent undesirables from creating blogs. The new technology, in conjunction with current filters, identifies these people then zaps them with an electric shock that travels along a laser beam emanating from their monitor. Persistent rejectees will continue to get stronger and stronger shocks until....well you get the picture.

Well!!! This revelation put Stardock in a whole different light, doesn't it! With such advanced technology, NASA will be wanting in to compliment their star wars program, and spy agencies world-wide will want in also. Just hope it doesn't adversely affect continuing development on ObjectDesktop, other great Stardock products.
Reply #89 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Bugger, just got zapped with what looked like a bolt of lightning coming from my screen, then an immediate tada....incoming mail....

It read: "That was for giving away company secrets....."

Guess I'll have to keep quiet about the matter transporter that reassembles rejectees at Stardock headquarters for a proper dressing down if they don't get the message, then

.........OUUUUCHHHH, that hurts, Brad! Okay, okay, I get the message, but you didn't have to have the voltage up that high.

What's next...???
Reply #90 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Why was the third page blank?
Reply #91 from WinCustomize Forums Top
It isn't now...but I noticed that, too...
Reply #92 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Maybe Starkers was writing some more secrets and got zapped by Stardock again.
Reply #93 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Maybe Starkers was writing some more secrets and got zapped by Stardock again.


Nope....turned out to be a case of can't beat him join him! Seeing as how I was so spot on about the secret filters/technology in use, seems they feel I might be used to unofficially divulge stuff Stardock sort of want you to know about but don't really want to admit officially....like the addition to be included in the next IconPackager update that places a bot in random desktop icons to watch for militant liberal paraphanalia, etc...to be sure, to be sure. No good hiding the icons, it auto installs itself in the start button, widgets, gadgets if the icons aren't present.

Why was the third page blank?

There is no third page.... (it's all in the matrix.)


Sorry about that, people....revealed too much too soon on page 3 and it was deleted.

Oh, and guys...no point dressing up in drag to gain blog creation as a chick, either. That deception will be counter-acted by an addition to the fingerprint collector, which samples DNA to determine gender....offenders will have their snapshot taken by the desktop icon bot and have it plastered (with name) throughout the skinning community...

No good complaining....and besides, it promotes honesty...as in, imagine how you'd feel if you cracked onto a real foxy chick in a singles bar, only to find out later she? was a cleverly dressed, made-up drag queen.
Reply #94 from JoeUser Forums Top

imagine how you'd feel if you cracked onto a real foxy chick in a singles bar, only to find out later she? was a cleverly dressed, made-up drag queen.

How did you know about my last date?

Reply #95 from WinCustomize Forums Top
How did you know about my last date?


How'd it turn out?
Reply #96 from WinCustomize Forums Top
How did you know about my last date?


How'd it turn out?


Didn't you hear about the naked man running down broad street at 1am?
Reply #97 from JoeUser Forums Top
Didn't you hear about the naked man running down broad street at 1am?


When your "date" went by the user name of "Buffalo Bill", that should have tipped you off right away, doc.

So, how WAS the bottom of that well, anyway?
Reply #98 from JoeUser Forums Top
This thread totally delivers.
Reply #99 from JoeUser Forums Top
what might be funny is WE are all having a grand time here while the originator of this thread is still being pissy.
Reply #100 from WinCustomize Forums Top
How did you know about my last date?


Maybe I was THERE?!!! Not as your date, though....just sitting at the other end of the bar looking on in mirth & glee at the outcome.

Oh, and BTW, d'ya wanna buy the photos, negatives off me? (already got my copies)

This thread totally delivers.


So glad you're enjoying it....the spy-bot on your screen confirms your amusement, as evidenced by the tears of laughter streaming down your face....so yeah, you're welcome. Which is more than can be said for the liberal wooz who sympathises with the originator of the thread and stuck his finger up at Brad, as there will be consequences.....